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    Default Just another night in Garden City

    Found an uninvited house guest on the sofa of the beach house we're renting this week. With 20 people in the house it's inevitable that the door will get left unlocked. Some woman stumbled home from the bar nearby and mistakened our house for her's. The police were kind enough to remove her for us, and I watched her stumble her way to her house, which was 2 doors down. Pretty funny considering this is what her hat read that we found on the floor. Turns out she's from West Cola and not Ohio, as I was predicting. Sorry, if this was one of your wives.
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    Pics or it didnt happen

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    No pics?

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    There are so many directions that could have went, but at a minimum, you should have sharpied a penis on her face.

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    Does she facebook?

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    I didn't get any of her, I'll have to get them from someone else
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    This may get good!
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    Quote Originally Posted by adamb61085 View Post
    Does she facebook?
    She does. One of her quotes is " Your body is not a temple, it's an amusement park. Enjoy the ride.

    I think she was about 40.

    She smokes Pall Malls because we found a couple loosies on my daughter's baby Einstein that was in the common room and no one here smokes.
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    Strangers with benefits

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    That's great

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    Little Red Riding Hood?
    Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal? I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy but they're definitely dirty. But, a dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way.


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    I hope you colorxed the couch!

    No telling what that road whore had.

    At what point did she start dropping cigarets on the baby toy and think.....this ain't my house.

    Did you ask her to leave before the cops got there, and she refuse or you just called them when you found the strange?
    Yup, he's crazy...


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    We’re staying very close to where you are describing. The people next to us sound like they fit the bill for this lady or her people. The best people watching around for this time of year.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Silentweapon338 View Post
    I hope you colorxed the couch!

    No telling what that road whore had.

    At what point did she start dropping cigarets on the baby toy and think.....this ain't my house.

    Did you ask her to leave before the cops got there, and she refuse or you just called them when you found the strange?
    One of my wife's aunts called, before I realized what was going

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    Prayers that tater recovers from his obvious coma.

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    Random West Columbia chick shows up on your couch at Garden City? This should be in the America thread... :battle:

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    Wonder if she had any connections to this boat laying in the Kroger parking lot ...

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    Lmao!!
    Roosters den is her usual hangout...
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    Had a buddy go to jail once stumbling back from the bar, he was convinced that a) he was at our house and b) we were intentionally keeping locked out. Bout time he kicked through the door and seen the long cold barrels trained at his noggin he realized the error of his ways. Feller held him at gun point til Columbia PD showed up

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