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    There’s never a dull moment. In the last 24 hrs, my kid has

    1) Fallen asleep on his bedroom floor(just started sleeping in a toddler bed) with his head pressed against the door so we couldn’t open it.



    2) Dumped Easter egg dye everywhere.



    3) Eaten half his spaghetti-o’s with his spoon, then decided he’d use his hand for the rest.



    4) Dashed away, naked, from his mom after she dried him off from his bath, ran into the kitchen to find me, and proceeded to pee on the floor.






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    Hahahaha good times. Enjoy them all!

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    Like father, like son??? Jk, definitely times you’ll miss!
    “Get out among the mountains and trees, friend, as soon as you can. They will do more for you than either man or woman could.” Theodore Roosevelt to John Muir after his wife's passing in 1905.

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    just remember- these are the easy years

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    That is awesome. Mine are 7 and 10. Your story is great and I hope you have many more great ones to come.

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    Enjoy every second of it.
    Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal? I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy but they're definitely dirty. But, a dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way.


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    2 and 4 here. Great times... that 2 year old though..
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    Currently feeding twin 8 week old preemies girls their 3am feed.

    I’ve only had mine home 2 weeks, parenting ain’t no joke,
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    Enjoy it. It goes fast. I remember those days & now I’ve got one looking at college & another will be in high school in the fall.

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    It seems like yesterday I was experincing the same thing but mine are 18 and 23. Enjoy because time only speeds up.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bad Habit View Post
    just remember- these are the easy years
    And just remember...he will be a teenager one day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gregory View Post
    And just remember...he will be a teenager one day.
    And then comes the happy day, when you can send him to the liquor store


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    Quote Originally Posted by raybird View Post
    Currently feeding twin 8 week old preemies girls their 3am feed.

    I’ve only had mine home 2 weeks, parenting ain’t no joke,
    Damn right. You making milk now too??
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    Mine are 10 & 12. Man it goes by so fast!

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    One helped me fix pancakes this morning. The other one got in the dog crate with the dog and laid down with her. I'm sure you can figure out which one is the boy.

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    Enjoy man, it goes too fast. And there’s nothing wrong with peeing on the kitchen floor.

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    Enjoy it man I remember them days! Mine are 10 and 7 now and growing like weeds.
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    Quote Originally Posted by uga_dawg View Post
    One helped me fix pancakes this morning. The other one got in the dog crate with the dog and laid down with her. I'm sure you can figure out which one is the boy.
    Must be a boy thing...mine likes getting in the crate too.


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    You're either really fast with a camera phone or he pees on the floor often.

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    Quote Originally Posted by quackaddict View Post
    Must be a boy thing...mine likes getting in the crate too.

    It is. And a lab thing. I have one 5 year old boy and two labs. One dog is going on nine and the other is 11 months old. My son loves going in the kennel and hanging out with the pup. The older dog sleeps on the couch and my son uses him as a pillow. I am so glad he gets to grow up with dogs.
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