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    Claude Balls?

    Calls cops cause he has a cat stuck on his penis.

    Mesa man arrested on suspicion of bestiality involving cat
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    Can’t wait to hear the comments from this bunch on this one!

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    I hope it was declawed!
    Yup, he's crazy...


    like a fox. The dude may be coming in a little too hard and crazy but 90% of everything he says is correct.

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    Awe, hell...we've all heard the joke about how he slipped and his dick just fell into the pussy.

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    He should be feline pretty embarrassed

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    Send him to jail right meow.
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    That’s methed up

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    "See, what ha' happened is..."

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    If that cat was a student, this board is going to go nuts.

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    Reminds me of the Aynor serial horse humper from a few years back

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    Hope the cat is over 17 years old

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    Like to see him scratch and claw his way outta this un
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    ....slicker than a cats ass!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BuckyTownsend View Post
    Reminds me of the Aynor serial horse humper from a few years back
    Hey, NOT COOL. That guy loved that horse. MG
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    Penis > greasy string.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheSkipper View Post
    Penis > greasy string.

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    “Not sure where it went wrong, it was a purrrrfect fit”.......

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    Cat scratch fever could have got him
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