SC news.

[charlie horse]

Hopefully she said “say hello to Dr. Watts” just before the stun gun incident.

[TheVisorGuy]

She got flashed up real good

[Maggie Glover]

God relations with batshit crazy girls was my drug for many years. It caused it share of problems, but damn they had a certain set of skills when the lights dimmed. An unrelated question, did they mention her Snapchat? MG

[uga_dawg]

I'd be shocked if her new nickname isn't sparky.

[Mars Bluff]

I dated ONE redhead. I've mentioned this before as she had a profound affect on my life. Those spawns of satan are tough. She was pissed at me one night & as we were going down the road at 30 MPH, she decided to just open the door & roll out. Well the rear right tire felt as if I had hit a pot hole. I slammed on brakes & was terrified to look back as I just knew her head was smashed. Well, lucky for HER, it was just her leg. I snatched her ass up & dropped her at the door of the ER. She showed up at my house two days later with a cast & crutches. You can't kill em.

[fracas714]

I dated ONE redhead. I've mentioned this before as she had a profound affect on my life. Those spawns of satan are tough. She was pissed at me one night & as we were going down the road at 30 MPH, she decided to just open the door & roll out. Well the rear right tire felt as if I had hit a pot hole. I slammed on brakes & was terrified to look back as I just knew her head was smashed. Well, lucky for HER, it was just her leg. I snatched her ass up & dropped her at the door of the ER. She showed up at my house two days later with a cast & crutches. You can't kill em.

Was that firebush worth it?

[Mars Bluff]

Was that firebush worth it?

[wdhigh]

When keeping it real goes wrong.

[Pcole]

She showed up at my house two days later with a cast & crutches. You can't kill em.

And you rode it like a pack mule- don't lie.

[FishSticker]

She showed up at my house two days later with a cast & crutches. You can't kill em.

"Well, as long as you're here......."

[tprice]

I wonder if she can pinpoint the exact moment when she realized she had made a terrible decision?

Was it when the left eye swelled shut or the right?

Damn I just about spit a mouthful of waffle house coffee out over this

FUNNY. BUT TRUE