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I watched my grandfather put out his cigarette and lay down his bud heavy and jump in his truck and chase down 2 grown men who drove by his house and threw out a McDonald’s bag while we were playing wiffle ball home run derby. I was 8 and figured that he would come back all busted up. It weren’t 10 minutes later and here comes those boys pulling in with paw paw in tow. I can’t stand folks littering. Reckon it runs in the family
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"They are who we thought they were"
You can dress a fat chick up, but you cant fix stupid
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Roach and Coon,,Originally Posted by JABIII
Houndsmen are born, not made
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The stories I have about those 2 would make a Netflix binge worthy series...
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Let's hear some, I'm laid up in the hospital til Tuesday. I could use a few good laughs
Houndsmen are born, not made
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Is Roach the one you bought the tequila for?
Supplemental Question: What kind of employee was the future Governor of Virginia?
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Da hell wrong with you. Hope you gonna make it
Gettin old is for pussies! AND MY NEW TRUE people say like Capt. Tom >>>>>>>>>/
"Wow, often imitated but never duplicated. No one can do it like the master. My hat is off to you DRDUCK!"
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Appendix?
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They finally found the cure to ugly? Hope you all good for real DC
"They are who we thought they were"
You can dress a fat chick up, but you cant fix stupid
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Blood platelets acting all funny on me, dropped to a critically low number.
Had this crap about 5 years ago, took about a year to really get it cleared up and been fine up until Thursday night when I noticed the symptoms popping back up. Bad part is I feel absolutely great, I could go squirrel hunting, cut a load of firewood, fist fight. You name it and I feel up to it.
Houndsmen are born, not made
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Like the time I pulled into St Matthews and there they were pulled over at the Gin by the Highway Patrol. Patrolman looked a little jumpy so I pulled over at a respectable distance and stuck my hands out of the truck.
He finally came over and asked me what I wanted. I simply said that I was sort of responsible for these clowns and if I could be of any service, here I am.
"Do you know what they did?!!"
Well, nossir.
"I am following behind them about 3 car lengths on 601, when out comes a Churches Chicken box. It hit my damn car!!!"
Well...
"Well nothing! Before I could even compose myself enough to hit the siren, out comes an empty case box of Natural Light full of empties!!"
Ouch.
He went on to ask me why Roach had a gangster roll on him, which I had to explain the role of the HNIC (and this Patrolman was black) of rural South Carolina. He ended up just saying fuck it and let them go knowing they were not going to show up to pay any littering fine in Calhoun County.
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Ah, the old days
Gettin old is for pussies! AND MY NEW TRUE people say like Capt. Tom >>>>>>>>>/
"Wow, often imitated but never duplicated. No one can do it like the master. My hat is off to you DRDUCK!"
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If that was the case you'd be in the room next door
Houndsmen are born, not made
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Eat some raisins and plenty of B-12. Hope you gonna be okay. For real.
Gettin old is for pussies! AND MY NEW TRUE people say like Capt. Tom >>>>>>>>>/
"Wow, often imitated but never duplicated. No one can do it like the master. My hat is off to you DRDUCK!"
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As long as he isn't dropping a, "My boss Johnny B. gonna have your job if you don't let me go, pig" then you hold on to good help.
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Ain’t that the truth. Hope you get better buddy
"They are who we thought they were"
You can dress a fat chick up, but you cant fix stupid
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It takes a sorry sum bitch to do this
"I'm just a victim of a circumstance"
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Soooo...
Who won the derby?
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Couldn’t tell you,,,there was a few McNuggets left in the bag they throwed out...it’s all a blur after that
"They are who we thought they were"
You can dress a fat chick up, but you cant fix stupid
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I said Roach, not El Cucaraca. Keep up...
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