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    Default Local duck pond manager emergency

    Need a vet and a dentist quick like. Dammit.

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    Who does your nails?

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    Quote Originally Posted by scatter shot View Post
    Who does your nails?
    he go to Asian nail massage- boom boom pretty boy

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    Local duck pond mgr is code for SCWA
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    80-20 Genaration

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    I can fix’r. Hafta order the parts. Be about two weeks.

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    I'm sure there are more ready to fill in for him.

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    Well ain’t this place a geographical oddity, two weeks from everywhere.
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    That dinty Moore stew can was harder than he thought

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    I'm sure that toofer and the cat doc can double team it.
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    On my phone that look like one picture. Trying to figure out who’s got a severed leg in the road .
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    Have a buddy who made bourguignon with one. Went to the liquor store in Chapin to get burgundy. ran into his old middle school teacher. Ended up telling her he needed wine for his beaver.

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    Quote Originally Posted by scatter shot View Post
    Who does your nails?
    I do. I also cut my own hair too, all three of them.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Glenn View Post
    I can fix’r. Hafta order the parts. Be about two weeks.
    Well isn't this place a geographical oddity, two weeks from everywhere
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    Those must be Duluth Trading Company jeans and why the hell would you kill a beaver just because he tested to see what kind of pants you were wearing?

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    The foot was simply for a size reference. I didn't kill him. He'd done a very good job lately on the swamp dam.
    I don't want fop dammit. I'm a dapper dan man.
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    Don't let it go to waste!! Good coyote bait there!

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    Beaver will catch all sortsa stuff.
    I don't need my name in the marquee lights....

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    Like crabs...

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    Delta in a nutshell: Breeding grounds + small wetlands + big blocks of grass cover + predator removal + nesting structures + enough money to do the job= plenty of ducks to keep everyone smiling!

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