View Poll Results: What would you do if you saw Bigfoot?

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  • shoot him in the face and post him on scducks

    45 54.22%
  • shoot him in the leg and haul ass

    2 2.41%
  • take a blurry picture of it with my cell phone

    17 20.48%
  • never tell anyone and put it out of my mind

    5 6.02%
  • stop drinking

    4 4.82%
  • start drinking more

    26 31.33%
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Thread: What would you do if you saw bigfoot?

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    Default What would you do if you saw bigfoot?

    Let's say you are in the woods and you see something in the woods that you are 100% is bigfoot. You are convinced it is a certified Harry and the Henderson sasquatch.

    And just to save the need for another thread I guess we can include yeti and wendigo sightings as well.

    Poll coming.
    Last edited by uga_dawg; 12-11-2018 at 09:40 AM.

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    Post less.

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    Full body mount, sitting on a stump eating a piece of jerky.

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    Capture it with a ACME anvil and a pile of bird seed.

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    Sports forum getting to yall I see
    Gettin old is for pussies! AND MY NEW TRUE people say like Capt. Tom >>>>>>>>>/
    "Wow, often imitated but never duplicated. No one can do it like the master. My hat is off to you DRDUCK!"

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    Can we modify the choices to include “gayest thread ever”?
    Quote Originally Posted by ecu1984 View Post
    Go Tigers!

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    I'd shoot it, but it's pretty much impossible to shoot something that doesn't exist.......

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    Fire up another bowl.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DRDUCK View Post
    Sports forum getting to yall I see
    I knew you'd vote for the drinking more one.

    bigfoot in da hole. bwahasdfl adf

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    I’ve already covered this with a Bigfoot researcher for whom I performed a survey.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FEETDOWN View Post
    I'd shoot it, but it's pretty much impossible to shoot something that doesn't exist.......
    So what if it's a dumb kid in a monkey suit making a youtube video?


    And if you did actually shoot one you are gonna be the most hated man in america. Harambe and Cecil wouldn't have shit on the man who killed the last bigfoot.

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    Can we pick more than one option?

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    yes

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    Where's the "Jawja's still not in the playoffs" option?
    Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal? I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy but they're definitely dirty. But, a dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way.


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    Quote Originally Posted by SaltMuck View Post
    Can we modify the choices to include “gayest thread ever”?
    And yet, you posted...

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    There was no option for eating beef jerky and lighting a bag of crap on fire.
    I take an PLB in the shower with me. Can't ever be too safe.

    Whats it like to live w/o the Internet? Not bad, I get photos of your mom thought the mail....

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    2e1rtvq.jpg

    This is the only proven way to catch a yeti.

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    A mount with squatch walking a black panther on a leash would be nice

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    Photograph him...



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    Quote Originally Posted by Tater View Post
    A mount with squatch walking a black panther on a leash would be nice
    That wouldn't be nice, that'd be freaking awesome!
    Houndsmen are born, not made

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    I STAND WITH DUCK CUTTER!
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    I knew it wasn't real because no dogbox...

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