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    Lard Ass was in Pads and practicing the last few days

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    There's a Beyonce song (yep, my little girl likes her) that says "I can have another you in a minute. Matter fact he'll be here in a minute. Don't you ever get to thinking you're irreplaceable."
    Them that don't know him won't like him, and them that do sometimes won't know how to take him

    He ain't wrong, he's just different, and his pride won't let him do things to make you think he's right

    They don't put Championship rings on smooth hands

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    Amazing

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    Y’all getting Chris Rock in camp soon? Want me to ask his momma to get him to come next time I see her at the store?

    Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal? I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy but they're definitely dirty. But, a dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way.


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    Quote Originally Posted by trkykilr View Post
    There's a Beyonce song (yep, my little girl likes her) that says "I can have another you in a minute. Matter fact he'll be here in a minute. Don't you ever get to thinking you're irreplaceable."
    Damn, you know Beyoncé lyrics?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ecu1984 View Post
    Lard Ass was in Pads and practicing the last few days

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    Saw video of him practicing on WIS tonight. All of him was jiggling whilst "running".

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    Quote Originally Posted by ecu1984 View Post
    Damn, you know Beyoncé lyrics?
    Anyone who crys over football knows all the Beyoncé lyrics
    Seeing these soulless vanilla ice lookin Yankees on a bassboat is worse than watching a woman get her implants taken out. It's just wrong. Get back in your Lund and go back to infisherman.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ecu1984 View Post
    Damn, you know Beyoncé lyrics?
    Apparently they know her lyrics, Chris Rock, and Chris Rock's mother.

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    Maybe this Clemson cheerleader will transfer too. Doubtful though. She looks pretty dug in.

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    She bought Stranger's Cay a while back and named it something you could not pronounce if you were born in St. Louis...

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    Beyonce, not the sheep barn reject...

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    Quote Originally Posted by MKW View Post
    Maybe this Clemson cheerleader will transfer too. Doubtful though. She looks pretty dug in.

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    Dat’s a lot of meat in that pic. ALOTTA meat.
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    Go Tigers!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MKW View Post
    Maybe this Clemson cheerleader will transfer too. Doubtful though. She looks pretty dug in.

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    She's "All In"

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    Championship teams are built from the inside out.
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    Go Tigers!

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    I read in the paper today that Mushchump says “Ol Lard Ass” needs to lose some weight. He’s 359. Muschump says he “ will have to lose some weight to play” Guess the path of least resistance is no smoother and damn sure doesn’t have a National Championship at the end.

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    Post the link, the State said he was down to 340 and digging the nutritionist
    personally assigned to him.

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    I didn’t see anything about 359 on the article.
    But I am on phone in Chicago airport. He reported at about 359
    but was at 340 yesterday the line coach said.

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    Still gonna be 5 regardless if he gets to 420, whoops I mean 320
    Gettin old is for pussies! AND MY NEW TRUE people say like Capt. Tom >>>>>>>>>/
    "Wow, often imitated but never duplicated. No one can do it like the master. My hat is off to you DRDUCK!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by ecu1984 View Post
    I didn’t see anything about 359 on the article.
    But I am on phone in Chicago airport. He reported at about 359
    but was at 340 yesterday the line coach said.
    Hasn’t he been there for like a week? That’s a hell of a nutritionist. Does he mix in crushed up Adderall with Belks boiled chicken breast and broccoli?
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