So I filled up the double fryer with fresh peanut oil the other day in anticipation of the kids wanting to fry the bass/bream/trout they whack this coming week. Next thing you know, a coon busts through the screen on the eating porch and decides to take a bath in the fryer. I sorted him out last night, so the only question is...

A. Heat the oil and don't tell the kids a word until after they enjoy their delicious bass

B. Heat it and never tell them

C. Change the oil

D. Throw the whole rig in the dumpster and call Amazon