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    You're cool in my book.

    That was a Big Lebowski reference. But you knew that, right?

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    By "struggle", do you mean jihad?

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    No. Nothing that trivial. I’m focused on serious matters like Starbucks equality and equal access to top end suv crossovers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Glenn View Post
    No. Nothing that trivial. I’m focused on serious matters like Starbucks equality and equal access to top end suv crossovers.
    And in-ground swimming pools.

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    Crossover SUVs.. they're the station wagon for people who ride bikes as a form of exercise.

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    thats like saying "i came home and found jody in my wifes bedroom.... i caught him just as he was peeling off the panties, and as i grabbed him, he let go. i kicked him out the front door, he got in his car and left. will he be back? i really want to keep him around?"
    Last edited by dixiedeerslaya; 07-17-2018 at 08:21 AM. Reason: strictly hypothetical. my wife is a saint.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dixiedeerslaya View Post
    i came home and found jody in my wifes bedroom.... i caught him just as he was peeling off the panties, and as i grabbed him, he let go. i kicked him out the front door, he got in his car and left. will he be back? i really want to keep him around?
    Forget Jody; sounds like your wife's the real problem here...

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    If you found DRDuck in your bedroom I’d say that’s a you problem.

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    This thread is legit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Black Bart View Post
    Forget Jody; sounds like your wife's the real problem here...
    well those hoe ass chickens are gonna lay their eggs...... and snakes are gonna eat eggs... unless you cut their heads off when you catch them with eggs in their throats

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fish View Post
    This thread is legit.
    It has a little of everything.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dixiedeerslaya View Post
    thats like saying "i came home and found jody in my wifes bedroom.... i caught him just as he was peeling off the panties, and as i grabbed him, he let go. i kicked him out the front door, he got in his car and left. will he be back? i really want to keep him around?"
    So he was trespassing?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Glenn View Post
    If you found DRDuck in your bedroom I’d say that’s a you problem.
    So the back seat has been sat in, then?

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    And on.

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    the struggle is real
    Ugh. Stupid people piss me off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 2thDoc View Post
    the struggle is real
    Black snakes in chicken coops will always be frowned upon. Fact.

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    White snakes in cassette players will always make panties wet.

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    This is way too confusing for me. I've decided to just kill the chickens.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sportin' Woodies View Post
    White tenny shoes and cassette players in Firebirds will always make panties wet.
    Not "fixed", but rather "remixed".

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