Goodbye to Brett Favre

[Cut 'Em]

The Brett Favre era has ended. After 17 years, three MVP awards, numerous passing records and a renaissance last season, the Green Bay legend says he is retiring.

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=3276455

[Tater]

Damn, in a selfish way. I for one enjoyed the hell outta watching him play [img]graemlins/thumb2.gif[/img]

[dukhntr]

I'll miss watching him play...that's for sure.

[Foie Gras]

By: DJ Gallo


Brett Favre is gone. Life has no meaning.


While I wasn't the one to break the news of His Gunslingerness' retirement, I have been working the phones since the moment the news came out to get reaction from big names in and out of football. Here are some of them:


"See, this is why we traded him. He's a quitter." -- former Falcons coach Jerry Glanville


"Boom! Bam! Pow! That's the sound my giant tears are making when they hit the floor." -- John Madden


"Noooooooo! I'm still 60 sacks short of the all-time record." -- Michael Strahan


"Maybe we should trade for my brother-in-law. He might be good enough to beat out Aaron Rodgers." -- A.J. Hawk


"I tip my 40-ounce mocha double latte with extra whipped cream to his memory." -- Peter King


"What? Worn out after 275 consecutive starts, are you? What a wimpy little girl." -- Cal Ripken Jr.


"Trust me on this: Brett should stick around one more year." -- Tiki Barber


"All that we have now to remember him is game film. Hours and hours and hours of game film." -- Bill Belichick


"If he's feeling tired and beat-up, I know of some stuff that can help with that." -- Shawne Merriman


"Great. Now he'll be more of a regular in our interracial two-hand touch games we play in a nearby wheat field while wearing our Wranglers as our dogs watch from the back of our pickup trucks." -- Brett Favre's friends


"Looks like it's time for The Majik Man to make his triumphant return." -- Don Majkowski


"I make terrible decisions and throw a lot of interceptions. Any chance I can take over his title of 'gunslinger' now?" -- Rex Grossman


"Thanks for retiring after first breaking all of my records. You won't be getting any Isotoners from me next Christmas." -- Dan Marino


"You are a great quarterback and a fine actor. In fact, you are a much better actor than I am." -- Cameron Diaz


"Why did he make this decision so quickly? He still has plenty of time to think through all of his options." -- Terrelle Pryor


"I hope this doesn't mean you are going to run and jump into my arms every time you successfully take the trash out or change a light bulb." -- Deanna Favre


"Brett will love retirement. It's nice not having to stay in shape all the time." -- Gilbert Brown


"Retired? Brett Favre? Any chance he will come out of retirement for a one-year, $40 million contract?" -- Daniel Snyder


"I ended the Patriots' perfect season and sent Brett Favre out of the NFL a loser. Who is man enough to step to this?" -- Eli Manning


"Sweet! I still think I have a good year or two left in me." -- Aaron Rodgers

[CAMO SNOB]

Farve is a true American badass. He will go down as one of the all time greats. I sure wish GB woulda made it to the dance last year.

[turbo]

Dido to Camo...he was one of the true greats....