Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal? I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy but they're definitely dirty. But, a dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way.
You might take out a dozen before they drag you from your home and skull fuck you to death. Marsh Chicken 6/21/2013
Ouch!
That's it? That's all the "Until you....bo this and hell fire that and hydraulic fluid all in my beer...you aint been stuck" stories y'all got....Pretty weak Conehead....I expect better...it's still early so....
Did you just call me "conehead?"
Kick his ass seabass
I stuck a 4 wheeler, a truck trying to get it out, a tractor trying to get the truck out, and the neighbors backhoe trying to get the tractor out. The Old Man told me to get used to walking...
Until your truck is completely underground and you have to claw your way through 2 feet of mud to get to the surface you haven’t really been stuck.
Anyone ever run into a patch of "quicksand"?
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Reminds me of this Meme and all the shows I watched when I was a kid.
Last edited by DJP; 07-13-2018 at 02:57 PM.
Every so often back in the salad days.. Typically it was because of some viper or silly ass rolling logs, I mean rolling logs in a jungle at people.. who does that.
Last edited by Highstrung; 07-13-2018 at 02:57 PM.
They tried burying Chuck Norris in a ram charger once. He didn’t need a winch.
I have been leery of oatmeal ever since I was a kid watching those quicksand shows...
Stuck is getting a loaded 50 ton off-road haul truck stuck e bad that when you raise the bed to empty the load you can walk under the front tire. It took two cat 988 front end loaders to get me out.
Last edited by Chuck the Duck Slayer; 07-13-2018 at 05:08 PM.
Now we are talking stuck...
Chicken shit truck stuck is not fun either...
Daisy Duke and Batgirl in the same picture - I don't think I can handle that!
I buried a dozier and had to get the track hoe to dig myself out.
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