Outlawing male turkey decoys

**Highstrung** · 02-15-2018, 09:00 AM

I go two or three times a year, still don't really like it. I hunted them with my dad even as a kid and didn't like it. I am a rock. If I could dead sprint up to one and shoot it in the head I would be happy. They're not quite that dumb though.

**DoubleSprig** · 02-15-2018, 09:09 AM

Just so happens I am in the market for a gobbler decoy.

PMs sent.

**Glenn** · 02-15-2018, 09:11 AM

I opened an aluminum panel gate once. The noise it made pulled a gobble out of a bird in the pasture about 100 yards out. I left the truck running and sat down and called that bird in with the gate and killed it.

They're pretty dang stupid

**2thDoc** · 02-15-2018, 09:13 AM

^but you smiled and liked it and took a selfie and texted 37 people and instafaced it^

**Glenn** · 02-15-2018, 09:14 AM

All with my startac flipper phone.

**JJ1965** · 02-15-2018, 09:23 AM

Originally Posted by Glenn

I opened an aluminum panel gate once. The noise it made pulled a gobble out of a bird in the pasture about 100 yards out. I left the truck running and sat down and called that bird in with the gate and killed it.

They're pretty dang stupid

Everyone knows that aluminum gates give you an unfair advantage. They are considering legislation to ban hunting within a quarter mile of an aluminum gate.

**scdiver** · 02-15-2018, 09:25 AM

From TSS Federal website:
"Plus, each one has a small measuring scale in 1/8th inch increments so hunters can measure spurs in the field, and take a photo of the spur next to the hull and immediately text it to all their hunting buddies."

**Spur hunter** · 02-15-2018, 09:33 AM

Originally Posted by Glenn

I opened an aluminum panel gate once. The noise it made pulled a gobble out of a bird in the pasture about 100 yards out. I left the truck running and sat down and called that bird in with the gate and killed it.

They're pretty dang stupid

I have had roosted turkeys gobble to a fart. Truth

**MKW** · 02-15-2018, 10:12 AM

Killing a turkey using a strutting decoy is like catching a 12lb bass...at Bass Pro Shops...with a dip-net...and having it mounted.

**PBiz** · 02-15-2018, 10:19 AM

Originally Posted by uga_dawg

Just know that dog hunters are the strutting decoy and fanning turkey faggots of the deer hunting world.

Why no uproar from you about the intrusion on your rights on this one? You bitched about the deer hunting regulations for a solid year.

White shirts, red britches, fuck them Jawga Bitches...

**Arrowman** · 02-15-2018, 10:21 AM

Originally Posted by Glenn

The same way turkey hunting in general used to be gay? So can we expect this to be another coming out of the closet scenario for you at some point?

Don't make him get poetic on your ass and start hashtaggin.

**Glenn** · 02-15-2018, 10:26 AM

Originally Posted by Arrowman

Don't make him get poetic on your ass and start hashtaggin.

He wasn't such a teenage girl until he got Tickle Fighted.

**Rabbitman09** · 02-15-2018, 10:26 AM

Just gonna throw out there my experience with a strutter decoy....I had never really had any luck with regular decoys and I bought one of the pretty boy strutters when they came out. I took it several times and found out real quick like that 2 years old birds are scared shirtless of them. Had several coming in on a string to shetch out once they saw it. I hated toting the big bulky bastard. It makes all kinds of noise while walking and the damn mess sack would catch every briar you walked past. I only killed one bird with it and that was one morning where I didn't hear anything and was a little hung over so I set the pretty boy up in food plot and fell asleep stretched out on the ground. I woke up 45 minutes later and one was balled up looking at it. I shot the bird, and after the fact thought that it was a little stupid. I personally think decoys do more harm for your hunt than good.

**Arrowman** · 02-15-2018, 10:27 AM

I started a 30 day Facebook ban today so y'all are gonna be seeing a lot of me.

**pee dee** · 02-15-2018, 10:34 AM

Originally Posted by Arrowman

I started a 30 day Facebook ban today so y'all are gonna be seeing a lot of me.

What did you do now?

**PBiz** · 02-15-2018, 10:38 AM

Originally Posted by Arrowman

Don't make him get poetic on your ass and start hashtaggin.

#freetrentsmith #fansaresupergay

Originally Posted by Glenn

He wasn't such a teenage girl until he got Tickle Fighted.

Wrong.. Roberto told me creeping and crawling was a no no..

However, if you hunt a field turkey without killing him more than 5 times, I don’t care how you kill the sonofabitch..

**Arrowman** · 02-15-2018, 10:41 AM

Originally Posted by pee dee

What did you do now?

Just defending a lady that had her dog shot with a crossbow. The admin thought it was funny so I called him an inbred faggot. Couldn't have been stupider.