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    Yes, John Jacob

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    Schmidt?
    Ugh. Stupid people piss me off.

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    His name is my name too

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    your balls fell off?

    that explains some of the dinner plate presentations....that's for sure.
    Ugh. Stupid people piss me off.

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    You know it's not me silly, it's a child song, gosh

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    I scheduled mine for the Wednesday before the NCAA basketball tourney started. There was nothing to it. I laid on my ass and watched my brackets fall apart for 4 days without my wife nagging me and the boys fetched my beer the whole weekend. It was glorious......

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    Talk about the feminization of America. Duck Cutter knows whats up.
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    I've told my wife I'm getting fixed soon. I don't want to be 36 and older having children. Our son is 20 months now, and we talk about one more. Wife stopped her birth control after we had been married 4 months. She refuses to get back on it. I'm not spending the rest of my life getting kicked out of the game in the 4th quarter when I got the ball and am fixing to score with 20 seconds left.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BEAR View Post
    I've told my wife I'm getting fixed soon. I don't want to be 36 and older having children. Our son is 20 months now, and we talk about one more. Wife stopped her birth control after we had been married 4 months. She refuses to get back on it. I'm not spending the rest of my life getting kicked out of the game in the 4th quarter when I got the ball and am fixing to score with 20 seconds left.
    lol amen to that!

    It's on my list of things to do Soon.

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    Your new name shall be SpitinBlankImage!

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    I watched 2th in the dove field the day after his V-day. He kept letting the "kid lunch box ice packs" fall out of his shorts. It was awkward. I talked a buddy into golf the day after his and he accidently sat on his nuts getting in cart halfway through the round. He was done. Always heard to get your V around the Masters, March Madness, or Bowl-game season. Great excuse to sit around and watch TV all day.

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    Nothing to it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by coonsqualler01 View Post
    Do not go turkey hunting the next day. Axe me how I know. Serious as I can be, get in front of a TV and stay there and ice down for as long as the doc says. I learned what a 2 week long kick in the nuts felt like because I thought** I was good to go. I was not good to go. Good luck man.
    He speaketh the truth. Poor fella. All I could do was feel sorry for him and shake my head.
    I'm going to heaven for the weather and hell for the company.

    Be dangerous, unpredictable, and make a whole lot of noise.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Leftcoaster View Post
    I watched 2th in the dove field the day after his V-day. He kept letting the "kid lunch box ice packs" fall out of his shorts. It was awkward.
    it was only awkward when you picked it up and sniffed it.
    Ugh. Stupid people piss me off.

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    This thread makes my scrotum hurt.
    If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, give it Narcan.

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    Had it done. Sitting in my recliner with frozen peas on my nuts. 4 year old son comes in sets a juice glass on floor and then proceeds to cut his foot open on said glass. Blood everywhere. I jump up peas flying everywhere. Grab the fat little crumb muncher and proceed to pull all the stitches out. Head to urgent care and get his foot stitched up and proceed to damn near pass out. They put me on the next table and stitch me back up. I could barely move for a week.

    Pro tip: Do not pick shit up for a while.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BEAR View Post
    I've told my wife I'm getting fixed soon. I don't want to be 36 and older having children. Our son is 20 months now, and we talk about one more. Wife stopped her birth control after we had been married 4 months. She refuses to get back on it. I'm not spending the rest of my life getting kicked out of the game in the 4th quarter when I got the ball and am fixing to score with 20 seconds left.
    Try anal
    Last edited by lil 2 sleepy; 10-05-2017 at 10:55 AM.

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    other than the smoke when the doc put the hot soldering gun to the cut tube, it wasn't too bad. sitting afterwards is the worst. took me about 4 days to where sitting wasn't too uncomfortable

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    Quote Originally Posted by lil 2 sleepy View Post
    Try anal
    i laughed
    Ugh. Stupid people piss me off.

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