Yes, John Jacob
Yes, John Jacob
Schmidt?
Ugh. Stupid people piss me off.
His name is my name too
your balls fell off?
that explains some of the dinner plate presentations....that's for sure.
Ugh. Stupid people piss me off.
You know it's not me silly, it's a child song, gosh
Talk about the feminization of America. Duck Cutter knows whats up.
Genesis 9;2
I've told my wife I'm getting fixed soon. I don't want to be 36 and older having children. Our son is 20 months now, and we talk about one more. Wife stopped her birth control after we had been married 4 months. She refuses to get back on it. I'm not spending the rest of my life getting kicked out of the game in the 4th quarter when I got the ball and am fixing to score with 20 seconds left.
Your new name shall be SpitinBlankImage!
I watched 2th in the dove field the day after his V-day. He kept letting the "kid lunch box ice packs" fall out of his shorts. It was awkward. I talked a buddy into golf the day after his and he accidently sat on his nuts getting in cart halfway through the round. He was done. Always heard to get your V around the Masters, March Madness, or Bowl-game season. Great excuse to sit around and watch TV all day.
Nothing to it.
This thread makes my scrotum hurt.
Yup, he's crazy...
like a fox. The dude may be coming in a little too hard and crazy but 90% of everything he says is correct.
Sort of like Toof. But way smarter.
~Scatter Shot
Had it done. Sitting in my recliner with frozen peas on my nuts. 4 year old son comes in sets a juice glass on floor and then proceeds to cut his foot open on said glass. Blood everywhere. I jump up peas flying everywhere. Grab the fat little crumb muncher and proceed to pull all the stitches out. Head to urgent care and get his foot stitched up and proceed to damn near pass out. They put me on the next table and stitch me back up. I could barely move for a week.
Pro tip: Do not pick shit up for a while.
other than the smoke when the doc put the hot soldering gun to the cut tube, it wasn't too bad. sitting afterwards is the worst. took me about 4 days to where sitting wasn't too uncomfortable
Bookmarks