belt problem

[Sportin' Woodies]

i have a belt problem. it covers up my jean shorts. now lets review some vocab to get you all caught up.

1.Jorts
a combination of the words "jean" and "shorts"

2. bjorts
Black jean shorts. A color variation to the standard "jorts" (jean shorts).

ex. After wearing his blue jean shorts earlier in the week, Tom decided to pull out his bjorts on the weekend to change things up.

3.jean boner
the phenomen occuring when your jeans create a large protrusion in the genital area, commonly caused by a mis-aligned belt buckle of some sort. can be extended to the point where one can say things such as, "khaki boner" and "trollie boner". originated in Ontario by a one "yomar" when such classification was un-heard of. remedies: put the belt buckle at the rear and or sides of the trousers.... may look "odd", but somewhat effective. main problem, the button creates a pivot point for such "boner action". Can sometimes be your friend, yet usually your worst enemy!

[Sportin' Woodies]

ex (cont.)
this man could not keep the women off of him once he donned his unwashed jean shorts!

[Sportin' Woodies]

ex (cont.) here we have a belt problem. this gentleman's attire is too classy. remove the belt but keep the shirt tucked in to draw in the ladies. (even though trad is handsome)

[SCTIMBER]

I'll admit I use to have a pair back in the day when I was a kid, didn't have em' long cause they would chap the shit out of you on a warm summer day, cotton/khaki is the real deal these days

[Duckman#1]

Can we tell that duck season is over by the useless BS that being posted by bored hunters?

[DRDUCK]

I think Sportin likes ya Trad

[Sportin' Woodies]

what is useless about it?

no avery spam?

[Fish]

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Sportin', you're my hero.

[Moatsy]

that first pic... Good God, those PAGAN bastards have the Virgin Connie Swail!

[Sportin' Woodies]

now the you mention "goddess", here is my denim goddess.


nothin sexier than an acid washed camel toe.

[Duckman#1]

I figured it would be Dale Jr for you! Does he know your looking at women behind his back?

[DRDUCK]

Nice Camel Toe I might add!

[Swamp Rat]

If I wasn't wearing that belt, my "NAA" (No Ass Atall" body form would cause an unfortunate exposition at a socially crippling moment.

[Tuffy]

uhhh... Fellows. Ain't nobody likes information more than me, but this post might be TOO MUCH info.

[Sportin' Woodies]

my "NAA" (No Ass Atall" body form would cause an unfortunate exposition at a socially crippling moment.

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