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Thread: 14 days of grit and determination on the bird named Dildo

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    Quote Originally Posted by 2thDoc View Post
    exactly an inch

    nice 2 yr old.

    I'm still worried that it took rickey 4 days to help you ambush it
    You can't read a ruler or have zero reading comprehension skills. What part of Ricky only hunted once didn't you understand

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    TTT
    Natural Born Killer Prostaff - Killing Tomorrow's Trophies Today...

    TFC -"Be tough or get tough"

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    I needed this today

    It's been a very Monday-like Tuesday during an already LONG week waiting to kill a turkey. This thread has provided enough laughter to brighten up the workday. Priceless

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    Quote Originally Posted by Whackumstackum View Post
    He just looks young from avoiding manual labor his whole life.
    Hoooolllly fuckkkk how did I miss this gem
    Seeing these soulless vanilla ice lookin Yankees on a bassboat is worse than watching a woman get her implants taken out. It's just wrong. Get back in your Lund and go back to infisherman.

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    I'm not going to lie, this AM I thought to myself "I haven't seen any trailcam pics from that guy who thought he killed that turkey he named dildo"

    Thanks for the bump. Just laughed my ass off...again
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    haha. good stuff. PJ really knows how to trophy manage for turkeys

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    This just made my day better.

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    Yeah, this is a good one!
    I just hope 'ol PJ examined his circle of friends and figured out which one of them should have stopped him from posting this story...cause whoever it is should be kicked square in the nuts.
    Last edited by MKW; 03-13-2018 at 02:41 PM.
    Crops are harvested, animals are killed.

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    Onions and water until fermentation with a sprinkling of $20 worth of pennies gives you one dead "Dildo".
    I'm going to heaven for the weather and hell for the company.

    Be dangerous, unpredictable, and make a whole lot of noise.

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    Belated congratulations on being able to handle the dildo. You were patient and didn't force it, and finally got it all. I'll bet you were super tight when you started, but loosening up finally led to your success. Next time use lube on the first day, bite the pillow and get it over with
    Them that don't know him won't like him, and them that do sometimes won't know how to take him

    He ain't wrong, he's just different, and his pride won't let him do things to make you think he's right

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    Listen to the voice of experience

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    Just conquered a dildo
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    Them that don't know him won't like him, and them that do sometimes won't know how to take him

    He ain't wrong, he's just different, and his pride won't let him do things to make you think he's right

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sportin' Woodies View Post
    Listen to the voice of experience
    You've got one life. Blaze on!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sportin' Woodies View Post
    Listen to the voice of experience
    He set that one on a tee
    "Think A Guy Like Me Worries About Percentages?" Tin Cup

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    I went back and read the original story.
    Good Killin, PJ.

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    Quote Originally Posted by trkykilr View Post
    Just conquered a dildo
    IMG_2731.JPG
    Looks like his lip was swollen by the Dildo...

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    Quote Originally Posted by PJ1012 View Post
    Just for you buddy
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    Ugh. Stupid people piss me off.

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    Kinda looks like a Meherrin hat , you know someone that works their.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sportin' Woodies View Post
    Listen to the voice of experience
    Lmao...

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    Looks like someone is giving up....

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