Keeping w the theme of the thread: people who pay more attention to their phones than driving. On one side they go slow and swerve and hold up traffic. On the other side (the one pissing me off the most) is I've almost been hit three times in two months while on the mower cutting beside a road. One time I had to offload in the ditch and tore a mower up or I was getting hit five ft off the road. I could see the bitch looking at her phone. Other times as well I saw them looking at phones and not the road. I need to start holding a handful of 57 stone. Give a guy some room on the side of the road.
If you don't use baby wipes your butt is dirty
"And ignoring people on here....that's like being home schooled. Just say you're not ready to face life." Highstrung
That noise toyotas make when you lock or unlock them
"And ignoring people on here....that's like being home schooled. Just say you're not ready to face life." Highstrung
people that respond to polls that are 5 years old
Member of the Tenth Legion Since 2004
People that stand on the moving walkway in an airport and drunk people on a plane
Found on ame church park sign post in sandy run. Good church, keeps the area they bought from eastman up better than eastman did. Called the cops to let them take pics and tell the church. Luckily, was able to clean it off with break cleaner and a mr clean eraser.
IMG_1399.jpg
If a man is alone in the woods, says something, and a woman does not hear, is he still wrong?
Bipartisan usually means that a larger-than-usual deception is being carried out. —George Carlin
Common sense is not a gift. It's a punishment because you have to deal with everyone else who doesn't have it.
Fuckin damn army worms.
And I never go to little kid birthday parties.
I don’t care...
Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
Me and that boy have been friends since the day he moved here back when we were in middle school, killed and caught a lot of stuff together over the years. He knows me more than well enough to know that I don't give a rats rear end about going to his wedding.
I bet his fiancé put him up to it.
Bookmarks