Possum in the air duct

[Pcole]

Going to get a large one at lunch. Driving the sneaky bastard down to Fort Kickass and delivering him to a certain individual's residence so it can hump his old lady's thongs instead of mine.

You wear thongs?

[Bad Habit]

bait him up with tuna fish in oil, make some homemade sabiki rigs with treble hooks, tie them to a fishing rod, rig a line to the sabiki with a bell, when you hear it ring- go reel it in.

this works, done it a few times- turn on some tunes, reload some ammo and wait for the bell to ring

[fuzzy]

bait him up with tuna fish in oil, make some homemade sabiki rigs with treble hooks, tie them to a fishing rod, rig a line to the sabiki with a bell, when you hear it ring- go reel it in.

this works, done it a few times- turn on some tunes, reload some ammo and wait for the bell to ring

This reminds me of a story my dad tells about when he owned a service station in Santee. He said he had a big pile of tires behind the station that no one could see. Said it was full of the biggest rats he ever laid his eyes on. He would take one of his bass rods with a piece of cheese on a hook and flip it out of one of the back windows. One day a Yankee stopped in and saw the rod and asked him about it. He told them that he had a fish pond out back and was trying to catch something for lunch. He said that no sooner than he got the words out of his mouth, he had a bite. He said that woman sat there and cheered him on until the rat got loose. Said he told her that he would just have to settle for a soda and a pack of crackers for lunch since that was his last piece of bait. He said he never caught one, but he had some good fun messing with those rats.

[Carolina Counsel]

You wear thongs?

Only at home and on very special occasions.

[baydog]

i just puked in my mouth

[Carolina Counsel]

i just puked in my mouth

Come on man. You can only imagine how good my bird legs and noassatall look in a thong.

[beanhunter]

So have you caught it yet?

Edited:
The opossum

Not the Bruce Jenner thing

[Nolo Contendere]

I am as scared of a possum as I am a tick I find crawling on my wrist. I like them both equally.

2 of my favorite things in one shot

[DJP]

Ugh

[Duck cutter]

Dear god, that is disgusting

[295PRO]

That's just sick.

[Chap]

Only at home and on very special occasions.

this bastard is probably not kidding. Depraved.

[Carolina Counsel]

I set a trap in the basement and he didn't come in the first night. I know he was in the ductwork that night because I saw him again. I had to go out of town for the week (probably not smart to put on the web- although I do have a armed robot watching the house), so it will have to wait until I return.

I find it disheartening that the two guys on this thread who know me personally are saying mean things about me and attacking me for my proclivities. There is nothing wrong with a man wearing a thong.

[Steelin' Ducks]

Will you be wearing your thong when you visit Ft Kickass?

[Carolina Counsel]

Will you be wearing your thong when you visit Ft Kickass?

not much into that dying thing.

[Pcole]

I merely posed a question. Contrary to Labluv'r's posts, it is perfectly acceptable to deny masculine shortcomings on the internet .

[Lowcountry Boy]

I just want to point out that fire is probably not the best option. Possums are fire proof.

I once made entry into HEAVY fire conditions...I mean burning it's ass off...nothing was alive in this house.

Well, we got the fire knocked down and started ventilating and about 10 minutes later, I hear something moving behind me. I turned around and here comes this fat ass possum, walks out the front door and turns around to look at me like, "Fuck you man" then walks on out.

Now, this was an urban possum, so it may not be the same with rural possums.

[El A Minnow]

That's my concern. Apparently, and obviously, I have not only a hole in my foundation somewhere, but also in my duct work.

Edited to add: BB, you're a sick bastard.

Are you on a slab with the duct work under the slab?

[Carolina Counsel]

Are you on a slab with the duct work under the slab?

No. Half basement and half crawl space.