Betcha there's a lot less Mexicans there than you're used to huh.
Betcha there's a lot less Mexicans there than you're used to huh.
We gave you Corn,you gave us clap,bad trade.
Nutz and I were there one day when we heard a running gun battle down the street. Asked around and nobody knew what it was about (yeah right). Googled it when we got home and the Zetas had shot the fucking Chief of police on main street. Negocias son negocias...
Had a switch blade took to my throat down there bout 34yrs ago. Didn't think the dude who wanted my tennis shoes knew english when I said fuck you to him. He whupped that thing out and had it on my throat before I could blink. He looked me dead in the eye and said and I quote "NO, FUCKA YOU". Not going back
Gettin old is for pussies! AND MY NEW TRUE people say like Capt. Tom >>>>>>>>>/
"Wow, often imitated but never duplicated. No one can do it like the master. My hat is off to you DRDUCK!"
They dug up the bodies of 72 people on a ranch I have hunted on. Google San Fernando Massacre. I will go back as soon as I can.
Well fellas you can let the wives and daughters out. I'm officially hitched. This fine young woman is now stuck with me. Haha
"Some high society lady says is your horse outside, no ma'am he's between my legs, but you're too fat to ride" Hank Jr
My bad, congrats BB84, I forgot my manners.
And what he said, BB. Beautiful lady you caught yourself.
Thanks fellas
"Some high society lady says is your horse outside, no ma'am he's between my legs, but you're too fat to ride" Hank Jr
Congrats.
rip Dakota
Don't know what she was thinking. Jk congrats man. Have a good trip
"They are who we thought they were"
You can dress a fat chick up, but you cant fix stupid
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