Any place you can have a hammock on your balcony, a hot tub on your roof, and drinks brought to you on the beach is worth mentioning. Hola from Maya Riviera!
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Mehico
Any place you can have a hammock on your balcony, a hot tub on your roof, and drinks brought to you on the beach is worth mentioning. Hola from Maya Riviera!
"Some high society lady says is your horse outside, no ma'am he's between my legs, but you're too fat to ride" Hank Jr
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fiesta en!
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Any bared titties by the pool?
Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal? I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy but they're definitely dirty. But, a dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way.
You might take out a dozen before they drag you from your home and skull fuck you to death. Marsh Chicken 6/21/2013
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i hope you get sunburned and the clap
Ugh. Stupid people piss me off.
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Don't forget travelers Diarrhea...Originally Posted by 2thDoc
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i was hoping he would get shot by some bad mexican dude but people are pretty pissy around here these days so I held back.
Plus, I'm an asshole, apparently.
Ugh. Stupid people piss me off.
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You are an asshole.
Fact.
"Freedom Isn't Free"
_Spc. Thomas Caughman
1983-2004
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No bare tits, no clap, little sunburn, and a case of the trots that are most likely due to too any Dos Equis. Saying "I do" tomorrow. This place may become our yearly vacation destination. You can't hardly go I the beach in SC for a week for what you can here, especially with it being all-inclusive.
"Some high society lady says is your horse outside, no ma'am he's between my legs, but you're too fat to ride" Hank Jr
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I had no idea gay marriage was legal in Quintana Roo...
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Eff uuu....hahaha
"Some high society lady says is your horse outside, no ma'am he's between my legs, but you're too fat to ride" Hank Jr
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Congrats though. Yall have a blast down there and be careful!
MP7 @ Home
...and folks wonder why we always do all-inclusive destinations.
Good luck! Enjoy! Drink/eat it up!
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I will never support that fucking corrupt worthless government that kept a fellow Marine locked up on bullshit charges.
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Like our gubment is any better...
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No worries then. You aren't supporting the government down there, you are supporting a bunch of people who live in Europe.
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Yep. You would be correct. All senors and senoritas working here, but the big money is lining pockets way away from here. Damn if it ain't a good time though. Thanks for the well wishes
"Some high society lady says is your horse outside, no ma'am he's between my legs, but you're too fat to ride" Hank Jr
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Less talk, more pics of senoritas.
In case you didn't know
What he said. Good luck!
Gettin old is for pussies! AND MY NEW TRUE people say like Capt. Tom >>>>>>>>>/
"Wow, often imitated but never duplicated. No one can do it like the master. My hat is off to you DRDUCK!"
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Congrats and enjoy.
The unforgivable crime is soft hitting. Do not hit at all if it can be avoided; but never hit softly.
Theodore Roosevelt
“To announce that there must be no criticism of the President, or that we are to stand by the President, right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public.”
― Theodore Roosevelt
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Oh and by the way what the hell is wrong with you? You are down there for all that and you are on this website with us bunch of racist, no good, low life tattooed up fools!
The unforgivable crime is soft hitting. Do not hit at all if it can be avoided; but never hit softly.
Theodore Roosevelt
“To announce that there must be no criticism of the President, or that we are to stand by the President, right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public.”
― Theodore Roosevelt
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