Good one
Barack Obama has a heart attack and dies. Obviously he
goes to hell, where the Devil is waiting for him.
I'm not sure what to do' says the Devil. 'You're on my list, but I
have no room for you. As you definitely have to stay here, I'm going to
have to let someone else go.
I've got three folks here who weren't quite as bad as you.
I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even
let you decide who leaves.'
Barack. thought that sounded pretty good, so he agreed.
The Devil opened the first room. In it was
Nancy Peloisi and a large pool of hot water.
she kept diving in and climbing out, over and over.
Such was her fate in hell.
'No!' said Obama. 'I don't think so, I'm not a good swimmer and
don't think I could stay in hot water all day.'
The Devil led him to the next room. In it was Barney Franks with a
sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing the hammer, time after time.
'No! I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant
agony if all I had to do was break rocks all day.' commented Obama
The Devil opened the third door. In it, Obama saw Bill Clinton lying
on the floor with his arms staked over his head, and his legs staked in
a spread-eagle pose.Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she
does best.
Obama looked at this in disbelief for a while, and finally
said , 'Yeah, I can handle this.'The Devil
smiled and said, 'OK, Monica, you're free to Go'!!!!!!
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Originally Posted by JABIII
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