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  1. 12-16-2014, 04:03 PM #21
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    there is no fucking tape

    it doesnt seem to want to suck in the ink so I am gonna tell it to suck this
    Ugh. Stupid people piss me off.
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    Did you check the killswitch?
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    Invite him inside for a tall cool glass of die mother fucker.
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    Yep. Unplug the printer. Restart your pc. Try it again.
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    Sounds like its got a bad case of Nematodes....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Simple Man View Post
    It ain't got no gas in it.
    Probably ran the batteries down like he has been known to do with several golf carts.
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    find yourself an old hp 1012 laser printer and be done with it. You can afford a personal laser printer. Cheap and last a long time. Buy a front feed not a top feed. Hell, I have a spare but it would cost ya.


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    You should fire your staff for ever letting you near it in the first place.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mars Bluff View Post
    You should be able to prescribe yourself something for those heavy menstrual cycles. Being a doctor and all.


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    Quote Originally Posted by 2thDoc View Post
    there is no fucking tape

    it doesnt seem to want to suck in the ink so I am gonna tell it to suck this


    Are you sure about the tape?

    Have you checked the owners manual? Those thing do come in handy.
    If god is your copilot, switch seats.

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    Google "How many types can the f bomb be dropped in one thread" and this one will come up first.
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    I have been told that we are not allowed to cuss on sc ducks. ...
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    Quote Originally Posted by ricequacker View Post
    I have been told that we are not allowed to cuss on sc ducks. ...
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    Quote Originally Posted by ricequacker View Post
    I have been told that we are not allowed to cuss on sc ducks. ...
    Well it's generally not encouraged but you know what, whoever told you that was fucking wrong.

    2th listen to the man on Epson, ditch the HP.... I'm on my second in about 7 yrs workforce xp-850... first one was Artisan 400 made is 6 1/2 some odd years.
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    Mine have tape on um.
    Gettin old is for pussies! AND MY NEW TRUE people say like Capt. Tom >>>>>>>>>/
    "Wow, often imitated but never duplicated. No one can do it like the master. My hat is off to you DRDUCK!"
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    Chunk it and got get another. They cheap like us. Your favorite store even has deals on um.
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    Gettin old is for pussies! AND MY NEW TRUE people say like Capt. Tom >>>>>>>>>/
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    PEBCAK error, its fairly common. Much like the Id.10.T error

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    Quote Originally Posted by JHampton View Post
    PEBCAK error, its fairly common. Much like the Id.10.T error

    Sent from my GT-P3113 using Tapatalk
    Those of us in networking refer to it as a Layer 8 error
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    Kirk Cameron that muthafucka
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    Whatever you get next, just make sure it uses toner not ink. Toner cartridges last much longer.

    Trash that POS and get a laserjet.
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