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  1. 08-27-2014, 03:40 AM #1
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    I came to the conclusion years ago that, short of a good cervix tap,women have zero depth perception. This is best displayed at an ATM. For years I have been taking pictures of women and their depth perception struggles at the aforementioned ATM's and sharing them with Simple and Glenn. Untold hundreds of said pics have been shared between us three and it's time to share them with the masses. From here on out I will be posting them here so those of you losers who voted that you have to open the door to use the ATM can see who you are riding the short bus with.....

    Feel more than free to share your own ATM goodness in this thread.

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    Do I get a bonus for one of Simple opening the door?
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    If you can get it.....
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    All those pictures are at banks in Wumpstun, SC.
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    Quote Originally Posted by River Hawk View Post
    All those pictures are at banks in Wumpstun, SC.
    Where the IQ is much lower than normal....

    Here in Columbia you will see examples like my girlfriend and sister using the yellow pilings and curbs as their stopping point.
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    I stand by my vote. The window sill of my truck is well above the money slot of the atm. Since I don't have orangutan arms I open the door to get the money.
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    "please Baby Jesus, let there be some money in hereah"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tater View Post
    I came to the conclusion years ago that, short of a good cervix tap,women have zero depth perception.
    Man and other animals were first vegetarians; then Noah and his sons were given permission to eat meat: “every moving thing that liveth shall be meat for you” Genesis 9:3

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    I'd like to know what the lady in the 3rd pic was thinking.
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    This is awesome.
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    Thing about ATMs that bother me is....government requires instruction in "Braille" to be on them???? So, just how many blind people are driving around??
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    Quote Originally Posted by DJP View Post
    I stand by my vote. The window sill of my truck is well above the money slot of the atm. Since I don't have orangutan arms I open the door to get the money.
    See this man doesn't lie to himself (or always go to the walk up atm) like Simple.....
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    You know who I lied to? You - for letting you back in here. G'bye (again).
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    Quote Originally Posted by Simple Man View Post
    You know who I lied to? You - for letting you back in here. G'bye (again).
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