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    Default Coming out of the Closet...

    I.... Am...... A.... Turkey Hunter...

    I know I will disappoint my friends and family, but it's just who I am..

    It all started off with a little peer pressure and now I'm here..

    I killed 7 turkeys this year, 4 in South Carolina and 3 out West.. All strutted and gobbled until they were shot in the face..

    Number 1 strutted and gobbled for 3 hours in a clear cut, before I made my final move, which turned out to be fatal for this swamp bird.



    Numbers 2 and 3, got sent to hell on a windy afternoon in April.. When the wind broke, I called and they came running.. The bird on the bottom was my first triple beard and part of my first double..

    Hero shot

    My last SC bird was the first of a fetish.. He had large spurs and was the first bird of soon to be many, taken with my 20gauge..




    So, 4 hours into the trip, a buddy and I struck up two Merrio longbeards, pissed them off, and killed them dead in about a 25 minute hunt.. The 20 is just startling to get hot.,


    That night, I celebrated with cold beer and an excellent steak into the late hours, so I didn't get mad at them again until about 10 the next morning.. And just like the day before, but with a different partner, a duo of birds came in running, gobbling and strutting all in the same breath.. My biggest bird to date 24lbs 4 oz was thwarted out of the air, when he tried to leave the party too soon.. The 20gauge is glowing by this time..


    And last but not least, a friend from out there, invited me to go with him Sunday afternoon..
    We saw the birds and gave them about an 800 circle.. After about an hour of teasing and prodding, yet another pair of Merrios came in shaking the earth.. Then it was their turn to circle us, as they snuck around to our 3 o clock.. They putted and commenced to get away, his bird made it to see Monday, my did not..


    2014 was vey hit and miss.. But when it hit, it hit hard..
    Last edited by PBiz; 05-08-2014 at 07:58 AM.
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    good killin', tough guy

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    Good stuff, ya big gay.
    "Freedom Isn't Free"
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    Go tigers!

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    If memory serves you said turkey huntin was gay. Good to see you've come clean. Great work! Good looking little brown dog by the way.

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    Well done Holmes.
    Be proactive about improving public waterfowl habitat in South Carolina. It's not going to happen by itself, and our help is needed. We have the potential to winter thousands of waterfowl on public grounds if we fight for it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tater View Post
    Invite him inside for a tall cool glass of die mother fucker.

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    botta bing! excellente'
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    Indeed, yet I have killed no Jack Miners today, this month, or this season as our boy DHall has. I am more jealous of his awesome pig of a bird than everyone else combined.

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    Attaway bud! That 20ga Shiz is very addictive

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    You are one ugly dude, get back to work

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    Cool pictures.

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    Turkey hunting is NOT GAY!!!!

    Glad you have come to grips with the disease..nice work Phillip!
    F**K Cancer

    Just Damn.

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    Good Job PBiz!

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    Good job Phillip!
    And there came a voice to him, Rise, Peter; kill, and eat.

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    Once I kill a pure Rio and an Osceola, I'm going to show up wherever it is you homos do and kill some of those hybrids. They sound fun as hell.
    Man and other animals were first vegetarians; then Noah and his sons were given permission to eat meat: “every moving thing that liveth shall be meat for you” Genesis 9:3

    "A man may not care for golf and still be human, but the man who does not like to see, hunt, photograph or otherwise outwit birds or animals is hardly normal. He is supercivilized, and I for one do not know how to deal with him." Aldo Leopold

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    Awesome pics man. Good stuff!
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    Good killin'!

    I've never been, and honestly, I don't think I have the patience for it. I admire those who do...

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    Quote Originally Posted by First Coat View Post
    You are one ugly dude, get back to work

    Hahaha, I probably worked more than I actually hunted over the last week..
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    Congrats on the working but without a picture it doesn't count. I'll await my contract in the mail.

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    "Merrio" is gay. You shoulda mixed in a "shotty" while you were at it ya big Cromer.

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    Good Stuff P!

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