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    May want to consider a non seafood dish as well. There are a surprisingly large quantity of wierd and bizarre folks who dont eat seafood for one reason or another.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FHF View Post
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    how about this. Dont invite people that dont like oysters to an oyster roast.

    or you could just tell them its an oyster roast and they can come if they want to.

    you people try to cater to a crowd and be politically correct.

    If you dont like liver pudding, dont come on a duck hunt with me.

    got it?
    Ugh. Stupid people piss me off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kquinn View Post
    May want to consider a non seafood dish as well. There are a surprisingly large quantity of wierd and bizarre folks who dont eat seafood for one reason or another.
    Then they can take it to Applebee's.

    I have a wild game supper every year in the fall. I got the question about "what else will there be cuz I don't like wild game." My response was bring a sammich or eat before you come.

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    getting some local select clusters, which i assume will feed more. there will be a couple of dips and saltines for the non-oyster folk (only 2). I got 3 bushels and I think that will be plenty. Lot of the women aint gonna sit there and shuck all night so I will have a leftover gameday stash for lunch Sat. Thanks for the input.

    P.S. who knew that this thread would take a turn to oysters flying out of a mans ass.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Glenn View Post
    None. They don't have arms or legs with which to serve the food.

    I get it right?
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    Quote Originally Posted by baydog View Post
    getting some local select clusters, which i assume will feed more. there will be a couple of dips and saltines for the non-oyster folk (only 2). I got 3 bushels and I think that will be plenty. Lot of the women aint gonna sit there and shuck all night so I will have a leftover gameday stash for lunch Sat. Thanks for the input.

    P.S. who knew that this thread would take a turn to oysters flying out of a mans ass.

    I am the king of "thread derails". It is a character flaw and a burden that I have to carry, my sincerest apologies and I hope your oyster roast is a success. What time we eatin??

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    SS, guess if your coming by, I'll add more beer and depends to the grocery list

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    Quote Originally Posted by 2thDoc View Post
    If you dont like liver pudding, dont come on a duck hunt with me.

    got it?
    I love liver puddin...especially with some garlic cheese grits and eggs fried in bacon grease.

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    Quote Originally Posted by scatter shot View Post
    I drank so much booze and ate so many oysters one night......... I woke up about 3:30 the next morning with my head pounding and needed to take a piss............was standing there at the toilet and farted and a friggin oyster popped out my ass and hit the floor.

    I still eat 'em, just not as many as I used to!

    Might have gotten put in there while you were passed out, just saying.

    Or you could change your name to "Scatter Shit".
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    I have shit many things-- Oysters included
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    Oyster shits are the things night mares are made of.

    Reminds me of pluff mud.
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    It is impossible to wipe a pluff mudd shit- a waterhose is required.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BigBrother View Post
    I love liver puddin...especially with some garlic cheese grits and eggs fried in bacon grease.

    Mercy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 2thDoc View Post
    how about this. Dont invite people that dont like oysters to an oyster roast.

    or you could just tell them its an oyster roast and they can come if they want to.

    you people try to cater to a crowd and be politically correct.

    If you dont like liver pudding, dont come on a duck hunt with me.

    got it?
    Are there really people that don't like liver pudding?

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    Yes. We call them city boys.

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