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Thread: !!! WARNING Upstate Chemical Spill !!!!

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    A tanker truck loaded with dihydrogen monoxide has overturned and spilled somewhere in South Carolina!!!

    News media should have the details at any moment, but in the meantime I did some checking on this stuff:

    'Dihydrogen monoxide is colorless, odorless, tasteless, and kills uncounted thousands of people every year. Most of these deaths are caused by accidental inhalation of DHMO, but the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide do not end there. Prolonged exposure to its solid form causes severe tissue damage. Symptoms of DHMO ingestion can include excessive sweating and urination, and possibly a bloated feeling, nausea, vomiting and body electrolyte imbalance. For those who have become dependent, DHMO withdrawal means certain death.

    Dihydrogen monoxide:

    * is also known as hydroxl acid, and is the major component of acid rain.

    * contributes to the "greenhouse effect."

    * may cause severe burns.

    * contributes to the erosion of our natural landscape.

    * accelerates corrosion and rusting of many metals.

    * may cause electrical failures and decreased effectiveness of automobile brakes.

    * has been found in excised tumors of terminal cancer patients
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    Dihydrogen monoxide
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    My kids love the stuff, 'cept at bath time!!! H20

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    you silly bastage.

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    Penn & Teller got enviro-nazis to sign a petition to ban it! [img]graemlins/rofl.gif[/img]

    The Elites don't fear the tall nails, government possesses both the will and the means to crush those folks. What the Elites do fear (or should fear) are the quiet men and women, with low profiles, hard hearts, long memories, and detailed target folders for action as they choose.

    "I here repeat, & would willingly proclaim, my unmitigated hatred to Yankee rule—to all political, social and business connections with Yankees, & to the perfidious, malignant, & vile Yankee race."

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