Hello Pals...

[PBiz]

Here's a tidbit of info...


If you are obviously trying to stretch beard, spur and weight measurements, you will be DQed from the Turkey Contest..

You will also never be allowed to enter another contest..

This is getting beyond ridiculous..

1/16"s are debatable, 1/8"s are black and white, but 1/4"s?

Really?

Do you think the guys that look at your measurements are handicapped?

Fix it, or be gone, either is fine..

[GobblerHntr]

I bet some of these guys try to say their pecker is 6 inches when it's only an inch

[PBiz]

As long as they keep their penis out of the contest, I don't care if its 3" or 3'..

Lie=cheat=steal

[Clemsonwoodie]

Cheating in the contest is worse than getting an Obama phone.

[turbo]

These contests are retarded.

A bunch of growed ass men acting like children. Every-single-time.

[GobblerHntr]

[trentsmith]

Am I acting like a child because I call bullshit when I see it???

[turbo]

Am I acting like a child because I call bullshit when I see it???

Nope. You're acting like a child because you're getting all worked up over a SCDUCKS turkey contest.

[PBiz]

Rules are rules..

And a blunt axe will be swung..

[Chuck the Duck Slayer]

If the offenders keep it up there wont be anymore contests.
Those that officiate the contest will get sick and tired of it and say screw it.

[turbo]

Rules are rules..

And a blunt axe will be swung..

I don't blame you one bit, my man.

I just think these contests are silly as shit.

[trentsmith]

nope. You're acting like a child because you're getting all worked up over a scducks turkey contest.

who said i was worked up?

[turbo]

You're worried enough about it to post on multiple posts about it, friend.

You're officially worked up.

[BOGSTER]

These contests are retarded.

A bunch of growed ass men acting like children. Every-single-time.

I can't wait til the first annual scducks, duck contest coming this winter.
It's gonna be a hit.

We're gonna just feet color, curl-tail symmetry, and a lot of other serious important features that would classify a bird as a stud, bull, mounter.

[trentsmith]

That's supposed to be all caps but it turns un-capped when I post it. Oh well, that didn't land...

[turbo]

Bog... excellent idea.

[Dook]

I didnt realize it was so hard to use a tape, till I scrolled through the context pics.....




I admit one of my spurs is under the tape a bit, but at least the starting point was closer.

[dixiedeerslaya]

CORRECT WAY TO MEASURE A SPUR..... NOTICE HOW THE BEGINNING AND END OF THE TAPE IS SHOWN....


INCORRECT WAY TO MEASURE A SPUR.... NOTICE THE FINGER COVERING UP THE BEGINNING OF THE TAPE...

[jwilliams]

Who really gives a rats behind about a turkey

[Dook]

Who really gives a rats behind about a turkey

a bass fisherman.