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    LOL... you oughta write a book. Great story!
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    Today's transgression:

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    He ain't scared of you.

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    And to think my wife wanted one of these hairy lil boogers. I'll be sure to show her these pictures and let her read your story.

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    Wife took the picture. I think she photoshopped the demon eyes in, and staged the mess out of spite.
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    right there with ya


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    funny story. funny bc it was you and not me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by drwilly View Post
    funny story. funny bc it was you and not me.
    So true!

    BB, your story and picture reminded me of a very sweet, but 'PSYCHO' BLF I had years ago. She just didn't have her wires connected correctly and caused all sorts of mayhem. One time she manuevered her steel slant front cage over next to a bean bag chair and proceeded to tear that chair apart through the bars. I came home to a room full of little white foam balls stuck to anything and everything. The funniest part was that she pooped white foam balls for almost a week....

    Good luck!
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    Is that the same dog that likes turkey nuggets??? You got your hands full.
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    Their shorthaired relatives ain't any different. They do make life interesting.
    Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal? I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy but they're definitely dirty. But, a dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way.


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    You need your own column in the news paper.

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    I blame everything on the cats. The wifey fills the water bowl everyday without fail; I just make sure the toilets are flushed.

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    Ya'll need your fields cleaned of cockleburrs, and beggars lice?

    $75/hour and he will flat get it done:

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    He doesn't seem too concerned.
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    Sitting in my office, I let the dog out to squeeze his guts before I turn in.

    I hear an awful racket, and go to investigate.

    For all the aggravation he causes me, I have to say that at this moment, I love my dog.



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    Is it dead or playing dead?

    I saw my families golden walk around with one in its mouth for 20 minutes when I was younger. When she got bored and put it down, that thing got up and walked away like nothing happened.

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    It is dead.

    Growling, snarling, and shaking it like a rag doll.

    I got a little misty...
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    Quote Originally Posted by BigBrother View Post
    It is dead.

    Growling, snarling, and shaking it like a rag doll.

    I got a little misty...
    Haha good to hear.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigBrother View Post
    It is dead.

    Growling, snarling, and shaking it like a rag doll.

    I got a little misty...

    I'd say he has earned his keep in your book.
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