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    I went to sign my dogs up for welfare. The lady said, "Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare." So I explained to her that my dogs are mixed in color, unemployed, lazy, can't speak English, and have no frigging clue who their Daddies are. They expect me to feed them, and provide them with housing and medical care.....So she looked in her policy book to see what it takes to qualify. My dogs get their first checks Friday! Wow, this is a great country!!

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    looks like I'll be going Monday to do the same.

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    I'm getting another dog or two! Hell yea
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