All possible Hypotheticals

[dixiedeerslaya]

here is an issue i saw in the turkey contest...

if the measurement of said horny headed animals spread is 14 inches, can i round that up to 20 inches? and if his longest tine is only 5 inches, can i measure from the bottom of the main beam and make it 8?

also, if he has two nubs on the ends and i want to make them measure 1", but they only measure a quater inch, can i use the centimeter side of the tape and show them as 2.6 inches?

[boondoggle]

here is an issue i saw in the turkey contest...

if the measurement of said horny headed animals spread is 14 inches, can i round that up to 20 inches? and if his longest tine is only 5 inches, can i measure from the bottom of the main beam and make it 8?

also, if he has two nubs on the ends and i want to make them measure 1", but they only measure a quater inch, can i use the centimeter side of the tape and show them as 2.6 inches?

This, people, is how you win a piddly shit deer contest.

[Glenn]

This, people, is how you win a piddly shit deer contest.

My favorite was/is the weight. That picture of the scales never shows the hand pulling down just a grunt harder.

[boondoggle]

My favorite was/is the weight. That picture of the scales never shows the hand pulling down just a grunt harder.

I always figured everyone did it so it evened out. I don't make the rules but just try to enforce them... and let Tater point out the holes in them.

[benman]

My favorite was/is the weight. That picture of the scales never shows the hand pulling down just a grunt harder.

"Ben, you're short, get down there and holt onto the legs, they can't see you in the picture"

If I hear "that deer is 150 easy", I'm going to poke my eyes out. Half the guys on this site have told some chick their dick is 12" long and honestly believed it.

[dixiedeerslaya]

My favorite was/is the weight. That picture of the scales never shows the hand pulling down just a grunt harder.

yea.... and showing just the end of the tape on the end of the beard, sittin at 11 inches.... you know damn well them fuckers didnt start on the zero end of the tape!!!

[trentsmith]

here is an issue i saw in the turkey contest...

if the measurement of said horny headed animals spread is 14 inches, can i round that up to 20 inches? and if his longest tine is only 5 inches, can i measure from the bottom of the main beam and make it 8?

also, if he has two nubs on the ends and i want to make them measure 1", but they only measure a quater inch, can i use the centimeter side of the tape and show them as 2.6 inches?

Now THAT is funny!!