Would you considered having yourself eternally stored in a snow globe?
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Would you considered having yourself eternally stored in a snow globe?
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I thought most snow globes had water or liquid- would that turn me into mud?
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Last edited by Turd Ferguson; 04-15-2014 at 02:58 PM.
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Originally Posted by Turd Ferguson
Bested by Tee. Just damn...
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You've been hanging out with Hooks too much.
"Rivers and the inhabitants of the watery elements are for wise men to contemplate and for fools to pass by without consideration" -Izaak Walton
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How could you RIP if people kept shaking your shit up?
Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal? I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy but they're definitely dirty. But, a dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way.
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He didnt say anything about being cremated first.
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I wasn't prepared for logic......
What if the globe is filled with your beverage of choice?
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You mean ashes, a picture or the whole damn thing?
We gave you Corn,you gave us clap,bad trade.
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I could see some bone fragments being ground up and put in it-
I think I will get ate by a lion- then when the lion takes a shit send that turd off to a decent turdidermist
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Why'd I go and do that , it'd likely be what killed me.
We gave you Corn,you gave us clap,bad trade.
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Geezus.....the Red's beer can......
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Yes but here are my conditions
1. put me in there naked
2. embalm me with a raging hard on
3. put me in one of them water ring toss games
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Well, there wouldn't be much use in having a snow globe filled with ice tea. It'd be awful difficult to keep the ice cubes from melting. Then I'd be nothing more than a shakin' up mess in in watered down tea and watered down tea sucks.
5 or 6 years ago it would have been beer or likka, that wouldn't have been so bad.
Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal? I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy but they're definitely dirty. But, a dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way.
You might take out a dozen before they drag you from your home and skull fuck you to death. Marsh Chicken 6/21/2013
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"Rivers and the inhabitants of the watery elements are for wise men to contemplate and for fools to pass by without consideration" -Izaak Walton
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My dad gave me and a friend of mine the idea of the song after my grandmother died. This will be my resting place as described in the song.
Last edited by reeltight; 04-15-2014 at 04:12 PM.
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I want one of those naked hulu hoop bobble head girls in my globe. Then I might consider it.
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It's your will, they have to execute
(Not you. The will. Your will.)
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Shoot, you could get them to stick one of those test tube poontangs in there instead, throw in a fake titty and you're partying right on if your globe is filled with beer. Spring break in the afterlife.
Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal? I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy but they're definitely dirty. But, a dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way.
You might take out a dozen before they drag you from your home and skull fuck you to death. Marsh Chicken 6/21/2013
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I was thinking it would be more appropriate if Turd's globe was filled with urine. Just saying.
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Whew! Glad you cleared that up, I was confused.
I was also curious as to how they'd execute a dead man.
The Elites don't fear the tall nails, government possesses both the will and the means to crush those folks. What the Elites do fear (or should fear) are the quiet men and women, with low profiles, hard hearts, long memories, and detailed target folders for action as they choose.
"I here repeat, & would willingly proclaim, my unmitigated hatred to Yankee rule—to all political, social and business connections with Yankees, & to the perfidious, malignant, & vile Yankee race."
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