Can you imagine if our top-tier, 2nd-tier, or even 3rd-tier athletes cared anything about futbol? The world would just hate us that much more.
Can you imagine if our top-tier, 2nd-tier, or even 3rd-tier athletes cared anything about futbol? The world would just hate us that much more.
i hear ya, Bart.
I like soccer. Its ok.
At this level, its some of the best soccer you could ever watch.
Ugh. Stupid people piss me off.
An international exhibit of homosexuality is more like it..
God gave you hands to throw and catch things.. Soccer is communist..
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I love the World Cup (like bogster)
But I don't give a shit that it's popular around the world.
A couple good US soccer games helps you get by til football season. Too bad we blew it this year.
Always rooted for the Netherlands team if US got knocked out bc they looked like Clemson. They didnt make it either this year. I guess Patrick kluevert and Dennis bergkamp got old. <---soccer knowledge
The rest of the world really doesn't have much else on which to hang their hats.
We've got real football, hunting, fishing, mini bikes, tater cannons, pyrodex, Ted Nugent, the ability to sleep without fear of being uhsploded, Miller High Life's, smoke briskets, cathead biscuits, Fried cube steak, Outback Steakhouse, Indoor go kart tracks and Rope Opera Saturday's on ME TV. I could go on but you get the point.
With all that, we as 'Meruhkins have no reason, need or desire to sit and watch the most boring game ever invented. If you're that bored and have literally NOTHING else to do then congratulations for having done literally EVERYTHING else available to the point where you are bored with it.
War Eagle and pass the biscuits.
...and the Netherlands team has the hottest wives and girlfriends.
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This is the quite possibly the most redneck post I've seen to date on this site...
And I agree wholeheartedly with ever bit of it.
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I got into a cab in Miami and Obed Ariri was our driver. That's all the soccer I have.
Eh, the College World Series starts Saturday, and the oldest is playing in a tournament this weekend. 'Merica's Pastime, for me.
Strong Link Found Between Watching Soccer, Being Incredibly Bored
June 14, 2018
CAMBRIDGE, MA—A new study performed by a Harvard research team found a “strong correlation” between watching a soccer game and succumbing to a feeling of overwhelming boredom.
The study suggests that watching soccer is the root cause of much of the world’s boredom, and that people can live better, more exciting lives if they simply shut off the World Cup and do something else instead. Researchers stated that other activities like watching baseball, enjoying a hockey game, and staring at the inside of a Pringles can are all far better sources of entertainment than soccer.
“In our comprehensive study of thousands upon thousands of soccer viewers, many people began praying for the sweet release of death just several minutes into the match,” Dr. Travis Wilson, Head of Sports Research, said. “There’s a real danger for viewers here. If you watch an entire soccer match, there’s even a statistically significant chance that you end up gouging your eyes out, purely from the near-paralyzing tedium of the game.”
“Soccer is a stupid, boring sport. It’s just science,” he added, shrugging.
According to Wilson, the study proves once and for all that enjoying soccer is a malignant psychological condition that may be indicative of deeper issues. “We recommend counseling or medical attention if you or a loved one watches a soccer match and appears to enjoy the experience.”
https://babylonbee.com/news/strong-l...redibly-bored/
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