This thread has the potential to be thread if the year. Cracking me up at the office.
I'm guessing if you plan on taking one of those rain-ferst head shrinkers with you and you happened to kill one with poison frog darts, it would be best to take measurement afore he got aholt of it to ply his trade.
And who gets credit if you're hunting with a bunch of them spear chunkin' Zulu warriors like on the Ute-toob's.
Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal? I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy but they're definitely dirty. But, a dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way.
You might take out a dozen before they drag you from your home and skull fuck you to death. Marsh Chicken 6/21/2013
what if i shoot one with the rifle, and then shoot him in his entry hole with a rage? the rage is like throwing an axe through an animal.... would that be archery kill? what if i take the dead deer and tie him up in a tree till he gets stiff and then make him walk infront of my trail camera? boom yow
This is for PBiz and Tater........for shits and giggles what if you harvest a buck almost in the town limits and it takes the following:
(1) .270 rifle shot throught a 4" dogwood
(4) Glock pistol shots
(3) Benelli 3" OO shots to kill em............and then not find him for 20 hours later.
Should it be:
a. considered a rifle kill
b. you should be banned from the sport of hunting forever
c. be a honorary SC Ducks clique club member
d. all of the above
We have Swamp Rat on retainer for cases such as this. However, as we all now from watching CSI, the axe like Rage hole will be stippled with powder residue and bullet fragments and plainly obvious to interweb experts like me and Biz. I would not recommend this course of action.
However, your stiff deer plan coupled with a little field taxidermy to patch up bullet holes may elude us provided you shoot them with a non-expanding bullet.
"The real reason fish jump - they don't have a middle finger!"
Invalid question as Tater is not a sanctioned judge. Yet since you're willing to discuss your hunting exploits, I'll answer on his behalf. The answer is e. None of the above, since the deer obviously died from exhaustion running away after none of the multiple weapon rounds struck home.
"The real reason fish jump - they don't have a middle finger!"
What if Im sitting in my stand and a horned buck deer walks out and I pull out my handy dandy camera phone to take his picture. Then shoot him is this a "trailcam" picture? Cause he was on a trail and I did take his picture with a camera.
"The real reason fish jump - they don't have a middle finger!"
Lol
What if I kill a deer with the quiver still attached to my bow, using non mechanical broadheads, wearing denim and a Salt Life shirt? I'll even go one further and say the denim is cut off so you can see the bottom of the front pockets and I'm wearing crocs. AND I kill it out of one of the dentite's stands at his place.
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That's fine, I'll have a chic fil a sammich in one hand and a fly rod in my mouth.....
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