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    What if, I spine a big buck and watch him go down in my "foodplot". But, I take my little .22 mag keltec(still don't have yet) and shoot him in the head to finish him off....does it count as a bow kill? Cause, the pistol really killed him...or, should I stob him in the eye with a retractable expandable? If I whack him with a stick, like I would a mud fish, does it still count?
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    You really are just a pain in the ass.

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    What if I find the broken tine on my buck a month later? Can I epoxy glue the motherfucker back together and get my score fixed?
    Tell me sump'n. Why you askin' so many jackassy questions?

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    Quote Originally Posted by badfaulkner View Post
    What if I find the broken tine on my buck a month later? Can I epoxy glue the motherfucker back together and get my score fixed?
    did you shoot it off?
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    Quote Originally Posted by murraywader View Post
    You really are just a pain in the ass.
    Thanks. It will be filed in the "crossbow" box.
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    what if i shoot a buck with my bow, and dont find his big 14 point ass until the next day?

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    What if you shoot a gator with the bow, and finish him with a 357, but the gator has a huge buck in it's mouth? How does that score?

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    If a contestant was to take a whack at a deer and miss, and the deer while fleeing for his life were to run into a tree and break his neck, could the deer be entered? I have seen this happen.

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    What if you shoot the horns off?
    Quote Originally Posted by Glenn View Post
    Does Elton John know you have his shotgun?

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    Quote Originally Posted by artdevilish View Post
    Post em here: I'll Start...

    What if, I spine a big buck and watch him go down in my "foodplot". But, I take my little .22 mag keltec(still don't have yet) and shoot him in the head to finish him off....does it count as a bow kill? Cause, the pistol really killed him...or, should I stob him in the eye with a retractable expandable? If I whack him with a stick, like I would a mud fish, does it still count?
    With the pistol, it depends on your photoshop skills. With the stick, you're good to go. Stick with the stick so you don't have to call in Squatty.

    Quote Originally Posted by badfaulkner View Post
    What if I find the broken tine on my buck a month later? Can I epoxy glue the motherfucker back together and get my score fixed?
    Nope, that would be outside the seven day posting rule.

    Quote Originally Posted by artdevilish View Post
    did you shoot it off?
    Sasha ain't in the contest so this is an invalid question.

    Quote Originally Posted by dixiedeerslaya View Post
    what if i shoot a buck with
    my bow, and dont find his big 14 point ass until the next day?
    Make your scoring post within seven days of the kill and you might be the winner.

    Quote Originally Posted by ersepton View Post
    What if you shoot a gator with the bow, and finish him with a 357, but the gator has a huge buck in it's mouth? How does that score?
    The gator as the killer of the buck did not make his paypal payment before the deadline and the buck kill does not qualify.

    Quote Originally Posted by JABIII View Post
    If a contestant was to take a whack at a deer and miss, and the deer while fleeing for his life were to run into a tree and break his neck, could the deer be entered? I have seen this happen.
    A smart man would step back and take another shot before taking pictures... just sayin'
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    Ah, you are wise indeed. A wise and just judge is good. Have we discussed killing a buck with the bow end of a boat? That would be a bow kill, would it count? These flipping rules should be more clear.
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    Quote Originally Posted by artdevilish View Post
    Ah, you are wise indeed. A wise and just judge is good. Have we discussed killing a buck with the bow end of a boat? That would be a bow kill, would it count? These flipping rules should be more clear.
    That's funny

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    Thanks. Not my "a" game, but it could happen
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    road kill bucks?>

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    What if you jump out of the tree with a K-Bar between your teeth, bulldog the buck to the ground and cut its throat? What if you get gored in the process of hand to rack combat?

    What if you spine a deer and then stomp it to death with a boot heal or brain it with a stick?
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    Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal? I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy but they're definitely dirty. But, a dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way.


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    Quote Originally Posted by dixiedeerslaya View Post
    road kill bucks?>
    Depends on your ethics (see broken neck deer above) and how badly the rack was busted up.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Saltydog235 View Post
    What if you jump out of the tree with a K-Bar between your teeth, bulldog the buck to the ground and cut its throat? What if you get gored in the process of hand to rack combat?

    You won't make the seven day posting time line due to your emergency medical care and follow on treatment at Bull Street.

    What if you spine a deer and then stomp it to death with a boot heal or brain it with a stick?
    See Arts question above.
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    What if you're wearing body armor?
    Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal? I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy but they're definitely dirty. But, a dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Saltydog235 View Post
    What if you're wearing body armor?
    With full battle rattle, you'll break your neck from the fall - invalid hyposthesis. Yet in the spirit of a "friendly contest", you won't get out of Bull Street in time to make the seven days.
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    Quote Originally Posted by artdevilish View Post
    did you shoot it off?
    No, but it was broken off during a fight that I have on game cam.
    Tell me sump'n. Why you askin' so many jackassy questions?

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