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    Duck hunters leaving the hill are targeted by Animal Rights activists...

    http://www.break.com/index/animal-ri...ters-hunt.html

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    i would do about what they did...

    but that ain't no "animal rights activist." that is a fat, ugly, misguided youth.
    Ugh. Stupid people piss me off.

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    Saw this a few days ago on a different website.

    1st) My dogs would have been my initial concern, making sure they were in the boat before I tended to the bitch hanging on the front.

    2nd) They took it MUCH, MUCH cooler on her than I would have.

    Don't know what I would have done other than knowing how I would feel. That probably would lead to something very unfortunate for them. Promise you guys will visit me in the pen? Please?

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    I'm not really sure how I would have taken that. But if it was a man that grabbed the front my boat, I woulda seen how hard I could bounce a right hook off of his forehead. I mighta just given the chick a headbutt.
    Kill em all and let the Game Warden sort em out.<br /><br />\"she was like- shut the F up go back to throwin that dick\"<br /><br />QDMA= Quantity of Deer Murdered Annually

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    I think that would have been a good time to use that thing called a paddle!! If he would have slapped her across the face with his paddle she would've let the boat go..

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    1) let dogs in boat and then instruct dogs to
    attack woman.

    2) always have an extra set of wires with alligator clips on both ends to clip onto woman and the battery.
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    I probably would have just grabbed her hands and drug her at idle speed about 500 yds down river and let her go.
    I assure you she would've thought twice before grabbin someone's boat again.
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    As much fun as it would be to try to improve her looks with the butt of your gun, remember these folks love to provoke hunters and film it...editing all the provocation and showing only the "brutality". I wonder if maritine law comes into play anywhere here...?

    Regardless, I would have loved to have acted like I didnt see her and get good and far away from the hill in reverse before I gunned the motor in forward gear.

    Tooth, I agree...see how many times she looked back at those "brave" souls standing from the safety of the shore urging her on? "I love the "man's" comment about he couldnt help, he was filming... [img]graemlins/rofl.gif[/img]
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    Originally posted by BigBrother:
    ...remember these folks love to provoke hunters and film it...editing all the provocation and showing only the "brutality".
    Is that what they were doing? Golly, nothing gets by you.

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    No need to get bent out of shape over it.

    1. Put my dogs in the boat first.
    2. Reverse the boat until she let go.
    3. If she would not turn loose. Place the end of a boat paddle in middle of her face and apply pressure until she did.

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    After further I review I have concluded that I would expose my manhood and continually strike the biatch in the facial area with it until she retreated.
    Kill em all and let the Game Warden sort em out.<br /><br />\"she was like- shut the F up go back to throwin that dick\"<br /><br />QDMA= Quantity of Deer Murdered Annually

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    I think I would simply piss in her face and tell her its raining...
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    If she realy wanted to go with them he should have grabbed her by the hair and put her in the boat. Once they were out of camera view, stamped Beretta across her jaw bone.
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    i may just have to take a out state hunt trip for a change and show the wench a thing or two, i would have picked her up put her back on land and put my foot up her ass, then dared one of the weenie boys with her to try and touch the boat. it would not be a pretty site. and i would not care if they taped it as long as they taped it all.

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