Looks ARE Deceiving...

[Tigerbdog]

I used to think these things were made for fat asses so they could feel like they were working out. I was wrong. WAY WRONG. After doing a number of different workouts on them for the last two months or so, I can confidently say these machines are fucking evil.

[Glenn]

Didn't the professor build one like that to make the radio work one time?

[cleancutredneck]

granny has one that'll grind wheat....she's 83 and better shape than i am

[Chuck the Duck Slayer]

The fella that I have seen in the best shape for an old dude is........... John Schnabel

John is the 91 year old gentleman on Discovery Channel's Tv Show Gold Rush. His 16 year old grandson is the one running the mine now but John still helps out from time to time.

My grandmother is 91 and still around doing good for her age but John is doing better than most people half his age. I wonder what his secret is.

[Saltydog235]

Didn't the professor build one like that to make the radio work one time?

Why would you want to leave an island when you had Ginger and Mary Ann. Gilligan and the Skipper had their thing, the Howls weren't in any shape to get in the way. The Prof had is made. I bet he even figured out a way to make coconut husk tampons so they could hunt the island pigs.