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  1. 01-31-2011, 10:13 PM #1
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    Default Oral Sex May Lead To Increase In Head, Neck Cancer

    Just a heads up from the medical research community.

    Oral Sex Might be Leading to Increase in Neck, Head Cancer


    Tongue is a possible gateway to cancer.

    More bad news for L.A.'s embattled porn-star community. First an HIV scare puts them out of work temporarily. Then testing at their favorite health clinic is shut down by the state. Now comes word that oral sex might be linked to a rise in head and neck cancer.

    That's right, HPV, a.k.a papillomavirus, or genital warts, can set off those cancers, researchers say.

    Bummer. And while head and neck cancers are going down as a result of anti-smoking efforts, cancers of the tonsil and at the base of the tongue are increasing. Ya heard, Charlie Sheen ...

    ... cancers at the base of the tongue. (At least someone's doing it right).

    William Lydiatt, professor and chief of head and neck surgical oncology at the University of Nebraska Medical Center tells USA Today that "60 to 70 percent of all tonsil cancers in the U.S. are HPV-related," Lydiatt said.

    That's almost 69 percent, people. Look alive.

    The is especially bad news for the porn industry, which has been under attack for its lack of condom use. The AIDS Healthcare Foundation wants the state to enforce mandatory condoms on-set. What's next, dental dams? That's hot stuff.

    The increase has been happening since 1973 and, yes, researchers think younger people have more oral sex than their forebears (Charlie Sheen vs. Martin Sheen; Bristol Palin vs. Sarah Palin, etc., theoretically) so, eh, pat yourselves on the top of your heads, kids.

    But don't worry, Charlie.

    Researchers say these cancers are easier to treat than others if caught early. So next time you have an upset stomach, Charlie, have the docs check out your tongue -- just in case.

    These cancers "have been a lot easier to treat. You can use less-intensive radiation," Dr. D.J. Verret, clinical assistant professor at the University of Texas Southwestern Medical School, told USA Today.
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  2. 01-31-2011, 10:14 PM #2
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    I'm betting whoever came up with this little tidbit of information were medical geeks what ain't been getting any blow jobs.
    The Elites don't fear the tall nails, government possesses both the will and the means to crush those folks. What the Elites do fear (or should fear) are the quiet men and women, with low profiles, hard hearts, long memories, and detailed target folders for action as they choose.

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    69% huh? Oh the irony
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    PM you would be the first to comment on this wouldn't you! You was worried about it know!
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    my neck has been hurting a little lately. Ready to go camping? lol
    "Eventually, all things merge into one, and a river runs through it. The river was cut by the world's great flood and runs over rocks from the basement of time. On some of the rocks are timeless raindrops. Under the rocks are the words, and some of the words are theirs.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Phone Man View Post
    my neck has been hurting a little lately. Ready to go camping? lol
    Yea as a matter of fact I am! I had a good time and reay to do it again, but hopefully get on the fish a little better this time, and maybe not "party" so hard the first night!!
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    Can't hang with us Sumter boys huh? gotta play hard or go home!!!!!!!lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Phone Man View Post
    Can't hang with us Sumter boys huh? gotta play hard or go home!!!!!!!lol
    Oh I hung, yall was drinking beer all night. I really want to find that fella that drink all my liquor and kick him in the knees!
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    Oh sorry Mergie, me and Phone done jacked your thread!!!
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    This is just funny as shit.

    Ya'll picked this thread, of all threads to play grab ass in.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukhuntr View Post
    Oh sorry Mergie, me and Phone done jacked your thread!!!
    No problem. I wasn't about to interfere with two guys talking about going camping together on a thread about oral sex.

    One thing I DID NOT want to do was get "between" you two.

    Carry on. :fag:
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    Quote Originally Posted by BigBrother View Post
    This is just funny as shit.

    Ya'll picked this thread, of all threads to play grab ass in.
    BB, me thinks it was no accident.
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    BB and MM, ya'll ready to go campin? Hey merg, my cousin has some show hogs i can bring for ya!
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukhuntr View Post
    I had a good time and ready to do it again, but hopefully get on the fish a little better this time, and maybe not "party" so hard the first night!!
    I don't even want to know what a "party" at the campsite entails..... especially since they didn't get on the fish!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mergie Master View Post
    No problem. I wasn't about to interfere with two guys talking about going camping together on a thread about oral sex.

    One thing I DID NOT want to do was get "between" you two.

    Carry on. :fag:
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    So sucking a dick is now a preexisitng condition? That one going to be covered under Obumma Care too. Strippers and hookers everywhere are rejoicing knowing they can suck dick and be covered. I gotta say though, if abstinance is the cure, I got some old lady friends that'll never have to worry bout it.
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