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You know the honeymoons' over when the late-night comedians start!
The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree.....and think 25 to life would be appropriate!
--Jay Leno
Q: Have you heard anything about the new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it...
--Conan Obrian
Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser!
--Jay Leno
Q: What's the difference between BHO's Cabinet and a prison?
A: One is filled with blackmailers, tax evaders, and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners....
--David Letterman
Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Barack Obama were in a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved?
A: Americans!
--Jimmy Fallon
Q:What's the difference between Obama and his dog "BO"?
A: Bo has papers....
--Jimmy Kimmel
Q: What was the most positive results of the "Cash for Clunkers" Program?
A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers of the road!
--David Letterman
" If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man." -Mark Twain
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