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    Default Calico Delicious

    Here are a few of Jinxie Elizabeth....




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    Cross between a coon and a possum & looks like she's ready for a bullet!

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    I cannot put into word my disdain for domestic felines. Not to mention that you put turd coater on the counter where you prepare and eat your own food.

    Who said only men can be pussy whipped???? Sad.
    F**K Cancer

    Just Damn.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nitro5x6's View Post
    I cannot put into word my disdain for domestic felines. Not to mention that you put turd coater on the counter where you prepare and eat your own food.
    Was thinking the same thing and the cat walks in the litter and then gets to eat on the island/bar.
    I'm like a duck: calm above the water, and paddling like hell underneath....


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    Quote Originally Posted by muddman View Post
    Was thinking the same thing and the cat walks in the litter and then gets to eat on the island/bar.
    Poopie paws aren't cool on the counter.
    Tell me sump'n. Why you askin' so many jackassy questions?

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    Quote Originally Posted by muddman View Post
    Was thinking the same thing and the cat walks in the litter and then gets to eat on the island/bar.
    Quote Originally Posted by nitro5x6's View Post
    I cannot put into word my disdain for domestic felines. Not to mention that you put turd coater on the counter where you prepare and eat your own food.

    Who said only men can be pussy whipped???? Sad.
    She can't cook. Therefore no food to put onto counter to prepare.
    Quote Originally Posted by 2thDoc View Post
    this aint facebook. we do not give a SHIT about your every move. either tell stories about ducks dying or show pics.

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    There is a baking pan on the stove.

    There is a stove.

    That isn't your house is it?

    How can you even let a cat in the house much less in the kitchen?

    Lawd, we shoot em' on sight around the yard.

    Last edited by SCLAND&TIMBER; 06-02-2010 at 07:04 PM. Reason: x

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    Fetch!
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    Carolina American Water Spaniels

    UH HR GCH CH Carolina's Wild March Hare MH JHR RAE OA OAJ AF WDS CGC TDI (Bunny)
    UH HRCH Carolina's Duck Gumbo MHA SHR RN WDS CGC TDI (Gumbo) HRC 1500 Point Club (RIP)
    BISS HR GCH Carolina's Running With the Hare JHR SH WDX CGC TDI (Blew)
    HRCH GCH CH Carolina's Tale of the Hare SH MHR WDX (Bea)
    Carolina's Three Duck Limit (Rio)

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    Quote Originally Posted by nitro5x6's View Post
    Not to mention that you put turd coater on the counter where you prepare and eat your own food.
    negative ghost rider - this is SWG, she can't cook.... she'll never know how good properly prepared felinous calicoius tastes....
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    Your heart ain't like your balls, ya only got one...
    All you need is a body built for discipline and a mind that can justify so much apparent self-abuse.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nitro5x6's View Post
    I cannot put into word my disdain for domestic felines. Not to mention that you put turd coater on the counter where you prepare and eat your own food.

    Who said only men can be pussy whipped???? Sad.
    Sage words.
    "Rivers and the inhabitants of the watery elements are for wise men to contemplate and for fools to pass by without consideration" -Izaak Walton

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    tigercoon needs killin
    In the morning be first up, and in the evening last to go to bed, for they that sleep catch no fish. ><)))*>

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    2 bullets for good measure right between them red eyes- then put in that pan- set oven to auto clean- she will be ready to put in an urn when you return.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Turd Ferguson View Post
    2 bullets for good measure right between them red eyes- then put in that pan- set oven to auto clean- she will be ready to put in an urn when you return.
    I swear look at those eyes. I bet that creature is thinking "damn I wish I was 6' taller so I could eat your eyeballs out."

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    Perfect specimen.

    Great addition to the forum.

    Tater will be along shortly with his pictures of Snowball.

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    Snowball would knock the bottom outta that slut.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tater View Post
    Snowball would knock the bottom outta that slut.
    Don't TALK about J.E. like that...She's not into "boy" cats...

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    Quote Originally Posted by SaltwaterGirl View Post
    Don't TALK about J.E. like that...She's not into "boy" cats...
    You saying she likes the Indigo Girls and Birkenstocks? Maybe a little Melissa Ethridge?

    I think Snowball could turn her.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tater View Post
    Snowball would knock the bottom outta that slut.
    ROFL
    Tell me sump'n. Why you askin' so many jackassy questions?

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    She won't be "INTO" him, he will be "INTO" her..."box of rocks" comes to mind...
    Last edited by Tater; 06-02-2010 at 07:52 PM.

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    Nothing like a lesbo cat to make a conversation sporty.
    "Only accurate rifles are interesting " - Col. Townsend Whelen

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