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  1. 06-02-2010, 06:13 PM #1
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    Here are a few of Jinxie Elizabeth....



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    Cross between a coon and a possum & looks like she's ready for a bullet!
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    I cannot put into word my disdain for domestic felines. Not to mention that you put turd coater on the counter where you prepare and eat your own food.

    Who said only men can be pussy whipped???? Sad.
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    Just Damn.
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    Quote Originally Posted by nitro5x6's View Post
    I cannot put into word my disdain for domestic felines. Not to mention that you put turd coater on the counter where you prepare and eat your own food.
    Was thinking the same thing and the cat walks in the litter and then gets to eat on the island/bar.
    I'm like a duck: calm above the water, and paddling like hell underneath....

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    tigercoon needs killin
    In the morning be first up, and in the evening last to go to bed, for they that sleep catch no fish. ><)))*>
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    Quote Originally Posted by muddman View Post
    Was thinking the same thing and the cat walks in the litter and then gets to eat on the island/bar.
    Quote Originally Posted by nitro5x6's View Post
    I cannot put into word my disdain for domestic felines. Not to mention that you put turd coater on the counter where you prepare and eat your own food.

    Who said only men can be pussy whipped???? Sad.
    She can't cook. Therefore no food to put onto counter to prepare.
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    this aint facebook. we do not give a SHIT about your every move. either tell stories about ducks dying or show pics.

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  7. 06-02-2010, 07:03 PM #7
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    There is a baking pan on the stove.

    There is a stove.

    That isn't your house is it?

    How can you even let a cat in the house much less in the kitchen?

    Lawd, we shoot em' on sight around the yard.

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    2 bullets for good measure right between them red eyes- then put in that pan- set oven to auto clean- she will be ready to put in an urn when you return.
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    Perfect specimen.

    Great addition to the forum.

    Tater will be along shortly with his pictures of Snowball.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Turd Ferguson View Post
    2 bullets for good measure right between them red eyes- then put in that pan- set oven to auto clean- she will be ready to put in an urn when you return.
    I swear look at those eyes. I bet that creature is thinking "damn I wish I was 6' taller so I could eat your eyeballs out."
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    Snowball would knock the bottom outta that slut.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tater View Post
    Snowball would knock the bottom outta that slut.
    Don't TALK about J.E. like that...She's not into "boy" cats...
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    She won't be "INTO" him, he will be "INTO" her..."box of rocks" comes to mind...
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    Quote Originally Posted by SaltwaterGirl View Post
    Don't TALK about J.E. like that...She's not into "boy" cats...
    You saying she likes the Indigo Girls and Birkenstocks? Maybe a little Melissa Ethridge?

    I think Snowball could turn her.


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    Nothing like a lesbo cat to make a conversation sporty.
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    Y'all need to set up a play date between Jinxie and Snowball.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Swamp Rat View Post
    Nothing like a lesbo cat to make a conversation sporty.
    especially in the retriever forum
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    DAMN!
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    I like fishing topwater. Will one of you jot down some of this redneck ghetto slang and the definitions for those of us who weren't born with a plastic spoon in our mouths?
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    I've said it many, many times: you people are twisted!

    Cats on counters, in a kitchen (of all things), rose/flower petals sprinkled on cat... What the hell is scducks becoming? I need to have a looooong talk with JAB about shutting down some of these sub-forums.
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