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    A green pinecone will break up any neighborhood war.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thunderchicken View Post
    A green pinecone will break up any neighborhood war.
    Yes it will. A friend down the street took one to the eye. The pine cone war was over after that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wskinner View Post
    Yes it will. A friend down the street took one to the eye. The pine cone war was over after that.
    I just got a cold chill.
    "Rivers and the inhabitants of the watery elements are for wise men to contemplate and for fools to pass by without consideration" -Izaak Walton

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigBrother View Post
    I just got a cold chill.
    Surprisingly, didn’t do any damage.

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    All the kids in Wedgefield had horses when my father was growing up.
    They would all get croaker sacks and start in the peach orchards and grab green ones and fill a sack. They they would all ride hell-bent-for-leather up and down the rows and blister each other with green peaches.

    It does sound like a bit of fun compared to our bottle rocket wars...
    "If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die, I want to go where they went."
    Will Rogers

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    Sheeeit……snowballs soaked in water and set out to freeze.

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    Green cotton bolls can put a hurting on someone. If you throw them right you can make them curve so the person can't get out of the way in time. Thunderchicken can back me up on that.

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    Hurts almost as much as getting beat with a piece of pigweed

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    a homemade shank in the back of a thigh

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