New number one %#^* that annoys me!

[WhitewaterDuck]

I know no one in here cares what annoys me anymore than I care that my long-winded posts annoy y’all, but dammit I gotta vent!

I’m in NoDak for a two week locums gig. I’ve found this particular annoyance’s prevalence to be defined more by state than region…which makes no sense and sets me up for getting ^%*##% when surprised with the nonsense!

It is a big problem in IN, OH, and NoDak.

What the ^%#* makes a functioning human being, employed in the food industry and capable of complex thought….what makes them think that mayonnaise and miracle whip are one and the same?! When I ask for mayo, I’m ok if they ASK me if I want M Whip, because I’ll gladly educate them why that is no different than asking if I’d prefer honey mustard or sweet and sour Sauce instead of the mayo. But NO! I get my burger with M Whip. Send back. Ask for REAL MAYO on side next time for my to go order…M Whip on side! My fault for not checking, but it’s the same waitress!

So next time…

Me: “Why do you think M Whip is same as Mayo?”
Them: some answer that includes “it’s a whiteish, thick, spreadable condiment.”
Me: “So is a cup of jism, but nobody makes that mistake…although, while never having tasted it, I’m sure it would be a vast improvement over %#^* M Whip!”

Maybe that will keep them from making the mistake in the future. Of course, it’ll be the last time I choose to dine there after planting that seed…pun intended.

Ok. I feel much better. Thanks.

[ADP]

I hate mayo so I don't have that issue but next time they gonna give you the special sauce. I'd have found another restaurant after the first screw up.

[Otter 1200]

Watched an interesting show last night on the History channel about Mayonnaise and Miracle Whip. Kraft/Heinz developed MW as an alternative to Mayo due to the price of eggs in the 30’s. It was super cheap for families struggling during the depression. My wife’s family never had Mayo only MW, almost a show stopper-lol. She still loves it. I hate MW, it should never be on a sandwich, especially a BLT! Understand your annoyance.

[Downeast]

I like them both. Mayo on a burger but MW is fine on a egg sammich or in cole slaw. Just got to pick your poison.

[scmoose]

Watched an interesting show last night on the History channel about Mayonnaise and Miracle Whip. Kraft/Heinz developed MW as an alternative to Mayo due to the price of eggs in the 30’s. It was super cheap for families struggling during the depression. My wife’s family never had Mayo only MW, almost a show stopper-lol. She still loves it. I hate MW, it should never be on a sandwich, especially a BLT! Understand your annoyance.

That makes sense. Growing up when my grandmother made a salad she would put MW as the dressing in the salad.

[Highstrung]

Back the fuck up. There is zero reasoning behind the justification of miracle whip.

[WhitewaterDuck]

Back the fuck up. There is zero reasoning behind the justification of miracle whip.

Thank you.

[Rubberhead*]

Don't ask me...I put mayonnaise on hot dogs and just found out that's a redneck faux pas.

[StrutnBPS]

I still remember the first time I experienced a restaurant that didn't serve sweet tea. What was even more crazy is that it was in Texas. I thought that Texas was part of the South.

[Kioti]

I still remember the first time I experienced a restaurant that didn't serve sweet tea. What was even more crazy is that it was in Texas. I thought that Texas was part of the South.

I remember when you didn't have to specify sweet.

[Tha Dick]

Don't ask me...I put mayonnaise on hot dogs and just found out that's a redneck faux pas.

Erry body dat looks at me crooked for putting mayo on a hot dog can kiss my arse!!!

[Fish]

Don't ask me...I put mayonnaise on hot dogs and just found out that's a redneck faux pas.

You’re not a redneck so this shouldn’t be an issue.

As to the confusion about mayonnaise, I don’t eat what I don’t like. What that means is that I don’t care that some people use foul salad dressing on sandwiches or make jello with marshmallows, pineapple, and bullshit like that in it. I’ll just do without if I find myself around people who suck at discerning good food from garbage that shouldn’t exist.

[Catdaddy]

You’re not a redneck so this shouldn’t be an issue.

As to the confusion about mayonnaise, I don’t eat what I don’t like. What that means is that I don’t care that some people use foul salad dressing on sandwiches or make jello with marshmallows, pineapple, and bullshit like that in it. I’ll just do without if I find myself around people who suck at discerning good food from garbage that shouldn’t exist.

^^^^this

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[Sportin' Woodies]

Back the fuck up. There is zero reasoning behind the justification of miracle whip.

Lol

[FEETDOWN]

Back the fuck up. There is zero reasoning behind the justification of miracle whip.

ZE. RO.

I still remember the first time I experienced a restaurant that didn't serve sweet tea. What was even more crazy is that it was in Texas. I thought that Texas was part of the South.

Fuck texas

[BCR3]

Dukes is all you need to know. The hell with Miracle Whip

[Model12]

Eating in restaurants in the south I'd usually order sweet tea(love the stuff). However some of their tea would gag a maggot. So I've taken to ordering water..........Had for them to screw up water unless its at the coast.

[Model12]

Yep...............$6.00 a jar in wally yesterday.

[Model12]

Duke's $6.00 a jar in wally yesterday.

[BigBrother]

Back the fuck up. There is zero reasoning behind the justification of miracle whip.

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