I walked dogs with with Britton40 tonight and the most offensive thing was his gamecock shoes.
No dogs pooped in anyone's yard or anywhere public.
I walked dogs with with Britton40 tonight and the most offensive thing was his gamecock shoes.
No dogs pooped in anyone's yard or anywhere public.
Probably hipster dogs, walking around thinking that Widespread is an acceptable replacement for The Dead.
All the dogs I have ever owned run loose and I haven't a clue where they shit. Hell with picking it up
Cop moved in across the street. One day my lab wandered off and the cop brought him back. Didn't even shoot him. Nice guy.
Ever since that day my lab looks for any chance to get away from me so that he can run across the street and back his asshole all the way up to the man's mailbox pole and shit down the pole. I have gone and picked it up every time.
FWIW the dog is a chocolate lab. I'm positive there is a joke somewhere in there.
There is no way I’m putting my hand in a bag and picking up warm soft dog crap. That is the most disgusting thing I can think of. I tried to do it one time and dry heaved for like 5 minutes. Ive seen little dainty women almost enjoy doing it.
I’ve never lived where this would apply but I took all my dogs to the edge of the woods as pups when trying to house train. 90% of the dogs I’ve had were female and would go outside permanently when they hit their first cycle. To this day they all have continued to crap in the woods or at least a grown-up area that wasn't part of the yard per say. My brother lives in a subdivision but luckily has enough of a backlot to handle his dog but he has seen some people just take their dogs near a tree or bushes and be done with it.
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Anyone that wouldn't pick up their dog's shit after watching it shit in another man's yard is a pussy!! Plan and simple.
I trained Maggie to shit in the woods behind the back yard. Jozie did the same. When they develop that property, I pity the folks that build on that piece.
When we go camping I try to find a wooded patch so she feels at home.
There are times on walks when she can’t wait. I pick it up and she stares at me like I’m insane.
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Last edited by wskinner; 06-09-2020 at 07:22 AM.
I can't tell whether this thread is a joke. I understand not picking up after a dog in the country, but in a subdivision or the city? Come on. It ain't that hard. If it's makes you queasy, you're a puss.
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