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    Default Those Silly Romans

    I miss the days when you could take a man's word and a handshake.

    I do not miss the days of Rome when men held each others balls when they made a deal. I don't know about Romans but if any man tries to touch my balls there's gonna be a hell of a fight.

    In ancient Rome, two men taking an oath of allegiance held each other's testicles, and men held their own testicles as a sign of truthfulness while bearing witness in a public forum. The Romans found a word to describe this practice - "testify" from the Latin word "testicle."
    Now I'm gonna see that awful visual every time the preacher asks someone to testify. If someone does testify in church and doesn't hold their balls while doing so does that mean they are lying? Now I'm confused.
    The Elites don't fear the tall nails, government possesses both the will and the means to crush those folks. What the Elites do fear (or should fear) are the quiet men and women, with low profiles, hard hearts, long memories, and detailed target folders for action as they choose.

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    I’d catch hell cause I can’t even let my wife grab my balls without laughing. That crap tickles me too much.
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    "Now I'm gonna see that awful visual every time the preacher asks someone to testify. If someone does testify in church and doesn't hold their balls while doing so does that mean they are lying? Now I'm confused"

    Mergie stand up , grab your balls with pride and let it out.
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    That takes balls.

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