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    1984 was a very good year. Van Halen released "Jump", Ghostbusters hit the movie theaters, and Michael Jackson's hair caught on fire.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Black Bart View Post
    Forget Jody; sounds like your wife's the real problem here...
    Jody likes wearing her panties.


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    was it Alabama black snake?
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    I bet that snake can eat fifty eggs.
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    Get mad at dem der eggs boy

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    Y’all ever witnessed a real egg eating contest? Not some bullshit middle school stuff but a real picnic table in the back yard hose off the puke kind...

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    Can't say that I have

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    Quote Originally Posted by willyworm View Post
    Can't say that I have

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    "JUST BECAUSE I AM NOT A GOOD SPELLER DOESN'T MEAN MY JEAN POLL IS GONNA BE BAD."
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    That's gold ziggy. Still have that documentary on VHS.

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    First year i went out to our chicken coop, opened nesting boxes, i glance as i was just about to reach in to get the eggs. To my surprise my black snake was there. Only about 2ft long, to small to eat the eggs. I took a pic, removed him and placed him in a 5 gallon bucket. I wanted my wife to see the prize i had found.
    She is so afraid of snakes, this would be fun. Of course when she got home i had here look in the bucket, if i hadn't been holding the bucket i would have been ROTFL.
    I let it go on the other side of our property in a wood pile a out 400' from coop.
    That snake has been back every year. Every time i catch it, no eggs eaten. But its good size now.
    2 years ago i found its shed in the door frame of our shop building,
    I' ll say this, it stinks, and shakes its tail trying to imitate a rattler, but no mice around the shop. Outside only.
    Last year it scared my wife as it was in the plum tree next to the coop.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ziggy View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Baggy View Post
    That's gold ziggy. Still have that documentary on VHS.
    I had no clue about this guy until today.
    I looked him up on YouTube and all I can say is thank you!

    I needed the laughs today
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sportin' Woodies View Post
    White snakes in cassette players will always make panties wet.
    But White Lion just makes children cry.

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    I saw a rooster in the road today. He wouldn’t move so I was going to coerce him into gettin the hell out my way, but when I slowed down he gave me a look that pretty much said “bad idea, hog nuts”. So I went around him and then he walked out of the road after I passed.

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    great story, merg
    Ugh. Stupid people piss me off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 2thDoc View Post
    great story, merg
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    the last person that tried that had to share a picture of his wife’s snatch in a group text.....

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