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    Default I can't find my wife.

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    That's the fact Jack.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Glenn View Post
    Does Elton John know you have his shotgun?

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    Nice pair of "Shoulder Boulders".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Johnny Reb View Post
    Nice pair of "Shoulder Boulders".
    Haha never heard that before

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    I like fishing topwater. Will one of you jot down some of this redneck ghetto slang and the definitions for those of us who weren't born with a plastic spoon in our mouths?

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    I used to date a girl who was a 36F. She and I both were in our mid 20’s when we started dating. Her shoulder boulders didn’t sag hardly at all. She liked to not wear a bra and walked around the house topless on a regular basis. I always told her she needed to take care of them so she wouldn’t be tucking them in her socks when she was 50. Granted seeing them was always a good thing.

    After a couple years of dating, I noticed they were beginning their downhill slide. I knew I didn’t want to see them when she was 50, so being the shallow dude I was, I began executing my escape plan. We had been having issues, and we both knew it wouldn’t last. Finally one day she came walking through the den into the kitchen sans bra and shirt. I looked at her and said, “You know, your boobs are in a race with my balls to see who hits the floor first, and you’re catching up pretty quick.”

    She called me a MF’er and said some other stuff, but was moved out two days later. This old ladie’s picture reminded me of her.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BEAR View Post
    I used to date a girl who was a 36F. She and I both were in our mid 20’s when we started dating. Her shoulder boulders didn’t sag hardly at all. She liked to not wear a bra and walked around the house topless on a regular basis. I always told her she needed to take care of them so she wouldn’t be tucking them in her socks when she was 50. Granted seeing them was always a good thing.

    After a couple years of dating, I noticed they were beginning their downhill slide. I knew I didn’t want to see them when she was 50, so being the shallow dude I was, I began executing my escape plan. We had been having issues, and we both knew it wouldn’t last. Finally one day she came walking through the den into the kitchen sans bra and shirt. I looked at her and said, “You know, your boobs are in a race with my balls to see who hits the floor first, and you’re catching up pretty quick.”

    She called me a MF’er and said some other stuff, but was moved out two days later. This old ladie’s picture reminded me of her.
    does she facebook?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ecu1984 View Post
    does she facebook?
    I laughed out loud at this. Well done, sir.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ecu1984 View Post
    does she facebook?
    Don’t know. I don’t. Last I heard from a mutual friend, she was married with a son, and gained a bunch of weight.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BEAR View Post
    Don’t know. I don’t. Last I heard from a mutual friend, she was married with a son, and gained a bunch of weight.
    No way. A woman with 36f’s had weight issues?!? Color me confused
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    Was she from Easley?

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    Find one after a well executed boob job. They won't go south like God given.

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    I know right, it's real skin on top.

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    I felt like I needed to add something to this thread even though entire thing is off color.
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    If you can touch them, they aren't fake.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Highstrung View Post
    I know right, it's real skin on top.
    damn hahahahahaha
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    Quote Originally Posted by jwilliams View Post
    No way. A woman with weight issues?!? Color me confused
    FIFY

    Don't take big boobs for a woman to get lazy

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