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  1. 07-13-2018, 02:01 PM #21
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    Until you bury a front end loader past the wheels and break a logging chain, you have not been stuck.
    Stuck a backhoe once. Of course I blew a line on the bucket, turned around to pull it out with the hoe and the stick broke at the base.
    Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal? I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy but they're definitely dirty. But, a dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way.


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    Ouch!
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    That's it? That's all the "Until you....bo this and hell fire that and hydraulic fluid all in my beer...you aint been stuck" stories y'all got....Pretty weak Conehead....I expect better...it's still early so....
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    Did you just call me "conehead?"
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    Dudes with winches don’t go places they need winches. Their “buddies” on the other hand...
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    Kick his ass seabass
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  7. 07-13-2018, 02:43 PM #27
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    I stuck a 4 wheeler, a truck trying to get it out, a tractor trying to get the truck out, and the neighbors backhoe trying to get the tractor out. The Old Man told me to get used to walking...
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    Until your truck is completely underground and you have to claw your way through 2 feet of mud to get to the surface you haven’t really been stuck.
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    Anyone ever run into a patch of "quicksand"?
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    when-t-wasakid-ithought-that-quicksand-was-going-to-bea-26200672.png

    Reminds me of this Meme and all the shows I watched when I was a kid.
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    Every so often back in the salad days.. Typically it was because of some viper or silly ass rolling logs, I mean rolling logs in a jungle at people.. who does that.
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    They tried burying Chuck Norris in a ram charger once. He didn’t need a winch.
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    I have been leery of oatmeal ever since I was a kid watching those quicksand shows...
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    Stuck is a Terragator with 9 tons of fertilizer in the back. Axe me how I know.
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    Stuck is getting a loaded 50 ton off-road haul truck stuck e bad that when you raise the bed to empty the load you can walk under the front tire. It took two cat 988 front end loaders to get me out.
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    Now we are talking stuck...
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    Quote Originally Posted by SaltMuck View Post
    Stuck is a Terragator with 9 tons of fertilizer in the back. Axe me how I know.
    I had 2 out of my 3 Vectors sink to the nuts a few weeks ago, in the same field.....
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    Chicken shit truck stuck is not fun either...
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    Daisy Duke and Batgirl in the same picture - I don't think I can handle that!
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    I buried a dozier and had to get the track hoe to dig myself out.
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