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  1. 07-12-2018, 08:55 AM #1
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    A Septic Tank Truck Will Work
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    Shitter's Full Clark!
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    That's one shitty situation to be in.
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    That would make a good Farmer’s Insurance commercial. Or that State Farm one where they sing the jingle and the agent appears out of thin air.
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    Ain't that some shit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by billyjack View Post
    That would make a good Farmer’s Insurance commercial. Or that State Farm one where they sing the jingle and the agent appears out of thin air.
    Definitely would be a better farmers insurance commercial.. They know a thing or two because theyve seen a thing or two.
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  7. 07-12-2018, 10:38 AM #7
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    “Ricky’s work truck caught on fire and they put it out with chunky turd water. And we covered it on July 12, 2018.”
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    I feel like that fireman every time I eat at Corona's
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    I love the way he had the hose focused on the front window.
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    That shit went up in smoke!
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