I first heard this on the WORD radio station yesterday when I was listening to "Salute For Service Show." Those guys had me cracking up.

Summary:

Perp stole a cash register from Walmart, ran to the parking lot and with his knife tried to carjack a dude. Dude was a Vet and he pointed a gun in the perp's face. Perp ran again and tried to carjack a lady at Starbucks. He jumped in the passenger side and told her someone was chasing him. Soccer mom got her gun, perp ran again and hid in a barber shop bathroom until the cops came and got him.

Jacksonville police: Man takes cash register from Walmart, tries to carjack 2 people at knifepoint